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Barbie

barbie is just a slut that wants guys to get their pleasure of her!
hi barbie,oh hi wayne king.
Wanna go to my house and you can pleasure me while i have a wank???
by mark November 28, 2003
mugGet the Barbiemug.

Muppet baby

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.
by Mark September 6, 2004
mugGet the Muppet babymug.

YKK

The current corporate incarnation of Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha, the Japanese zipper zaibatsu.
*zzzzzzzzip*
by Mark July 1, 2003
mugGet the YKKmug.

twank

by Mark September 21, 2003
mugGet the twankmug.

cretension

when theres tension between you and your crew
damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden
by mark April 12, 2004
mugGet the cretensionmug.

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
Far, Far too many available to list.
by Mark April 21, 2005
mugGet the Stafford Syndromemug.

Suxxors Cooxor

Another term for "sucks male body organ". This is often used on the Internet and in real life. Suxxors cooxor can also be replaced with; suxxors, suxxors cooxors, suxxors coxor, and other words containing "suxor, suxxor, suckor" in the beginning. Originally first used in 2005.
John: We gotta do a 10-page essay today.
Kelly: That suxxors cooxor(s)!
by Mark September 18, 2005
mugGet the Suxxors Cooxormug.

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