MArk's definitions

Ebayaholic

One who is addicted to ebay.

Hi, My name is Mark and I have been an Ebayaholic for 1 month now...

by Mark March 30, 2003

jaundice

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons

Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice

by mark July 28, 2005

Cuntox

Someone who gives hand jobs for drugs, Usually crack

I was walking down the street and saw that Cuntox Shannon offering hand jobs for crack

by Mark November 25, 2003

Klendau

An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.

HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!

by Mark January 19, 2003

Whisk

An underarm throw, but with more force than any usual underarm throw.

"Lets go whisk a lettuce at someones house"

"But who's house shall we whisk lettuce at"

"Britney's of course..."

by Mark December 16, 2004

Tappage

Pimping (paticulary off ladies)
To get sum slight to major action with a irl

You gettin' ne tappage son?
You she put her arm around u and u were gettin all that tappage.

by Mark June 20, 2004

Tittie Baby

A chiefly southern expression used as a derogatory term towards someone who is acting unusually whiney, timid, or otherwise cowardly.

Quit being such a tittie baby and go kick that rottweiler in the nuts!

by Mark March 24, 2004