MAX power's definitions

Hitler Junior

An adolescent exibiting radicaly conservitve ideals. Often in relation to issues of special education, welfare, and race relations. A label ussally given by his more lberal peers.

Teen 1: Screw affirmitive action. If you want a job dont dress like such a dirty nigger.
Teen 2: Yeah, whatever Hitler Junior.

by Max Power November 16, 2004

funye

one whom tries to be funny but is not

why did the chicken cross the road?? cos it did......this is funye

by Max power April 3, 2003

church weasel

An unexpected event or situation.

We've encountered another church weasel.

by Max Power March 31, 2005

bacon ring

the wrinkly flesh forming the anus. SEE ALSO crinkled starfish

I flipped her over and pounded her bacon ring till I came.

by Max Power December 9, 2004

Buffer Zone

A distance of at least one unit of seating (e.g. a chair, a foot or two on a bench) in between you and at least one other person. It is most often used when: a) a foul odor is emanating from the person next to you b) you don't want to be accused of being too close to a person of the same sex for, well, obvious reasons...homosexuality c) discomfort

"Hey dude you smell like shit, we should have a 1 desk buffer zone or I'll pass out during class."

by Max Power April 6, 2005

larip

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money,crack one out, etc etc

John had a larip in the toilets during his lunch-break

by Max Power January 5, 2005

Fo Shindu My Hindu

I find my views congruent with yours, my friend of Indian origin who follows the religion of Hinduism!

Indian Man: Ah, yes! I would like to arrange a marriage with that hot mama right there!
Other Guy: Fo Shindu My Hindu!

by MAX POWER November 3, 2003