Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MAX

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

spider kiss by Max April 10, 2003

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sitting above someone and taking a runny shit on them. shit trickle

She seemed fine until she asked for a shrickle.

shrickle by Max April 10, 2003

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At the party I gots real high and pulled a shakeif .I ran all around the living room screaming "SHAAAAKEIF!!! SAAAAAKEIF!!!!" It was killer

shakeif by Max April 10, 2003

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To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.

No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.

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Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.

"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"

Mayhem by Max April 2, 2003

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"Pee-Cock-oo"

Unusually small Mexican genitalia, specifically the penis.

Christy told her friend Rachel that she had fun on her date with Rich Diaz, but that she wouldn't be seeing him again because of his picaco.

picaco by Max March 31, 2003

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"I like it when you call me big poppa, throw ya hands in the air if youz a true playa"

big poppa by Max March 31, 2003

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