MATTHEW's definitions

stringer

one who goes down on his wife while eating a sandwich

That dude is a nasty stringer.

by matthew December 1, 2003

NNY

The nickname for Jhonen Vasquez's comic creation Johnny the Homocidal Maniac.

"What should I call him? Johnny, NNY, JTHM, him? I just can't decide.

by Matthew August 7, 2003

l00b3r

Hot, Sexy, and has the biggest e-penis known to man and woman

"WOW, hes a real l00b3r"

by Matthew August 11, 2003

Homsar

1.A song from the sixties
2.Raised by a coffee cup
3.The pride of the peaches
4.Does not fake the funk on a nasty dunk
5.The ghost of Christmas past
6.Does what he is told
7.Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
8.Just in time for the murder mystery
9.A million ladies tall
10.Saves the best for last
11.He lost his jengajam
12.Captain of the gravy train
13.He thinks he won the powerball

I shanked your jengaship? Were playing Connect Four

by Matthew August 20, 2003

evo

awesome machine rated top motor 3 yrs on the run stupidly quick

by matthew August 26, 2003

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003

the poopsmith

Here we have a rare glimpse of The Poopsmith in it's natural habitat.
Pretty nasty if you ask me!
Oh, The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
I about to take a vow of throwing out my cookies all over this microphone!
How much is this thing worth anyway?Cause is about to be worth a lot less!
No for real, The Poopsmith is a good guy, he just has a crappy job.

So I see you still got your pile of whatzit there.

by Matthew September 3, 2003