MATTHEW's definitions

Crack addict

A male or transgender individual who feels an overwhelming compulsion to sniff and penetrate male a-rings.

Bumlover:let me lick your bum
Random sti infested tranny: OKAY

by MATTHEW January 15, 2005

chalut

Chalut is a slut I made this up because a teacher yelled at me and my usual word to say to n e 1 is slut so I was like you freggin slut when she yelled at me and then she was like what? and I was like nothing you always think everythings about u u always think ppl b tlkin to u but its not like that I saved myself from getting introuble lol

Damn ms. your so freggin annyoing you freegin chalut

damn ma your leave me alone u chalut

your such a chalut

by Matthew February 6, 2005

comedy central

The best network on tv period

southpark is on it duh

by Matthew December 12, 2003

Birfs

Nickname for the name "Matthew"

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!

by Matthew February 23, 2004

shaghabille

Provocative clothing, habille as the clothing, and shag asin, erm, shag. also a pun on shagable, ladspeak for an attractive person.

She was wearing shaghabille well, but a bit thong in cheek.

by matthew April 8, 2004

Necromaniac

An individual whom exhibits a prefential sexual tendancy to exhume corpses for the purposes of rabid, bone shattering,maggot scattering corpse grinding.

*dig dig dig*
*poke poke poke*
Fancy some gay tea?

by MATTHEW January 15, 2005

dosed

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

by Matthew January 20, 2004