Definitions by MATTHEW

comedy central 

The best network on tv period

southpark is on it duh

comedy central by Matthew December 12, 2003

roflmbao 

rolling on floor laughing my big ass off

boy: bitch
girl: I may be the female but you da bitch
boy: roflmbao

roflmbao by Matthew December 12, 2003

AOL 

The choice of morons and sucm everywhare

i can't tie my own shoes but i can use aol

AOL by Matthew December 12, 2003

crap of deck 

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

crap of deck by Matthew December 8, 2003

crap on deck 

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

crap on deck by Matthew December 8, 2003

stringer 

one who goes down on his wife while eating a sandwich

That dude is a nasty stringer.

stringer by matthew December 1, 2003

Hatchy 

A little man with Green, Purple or any other coloured hair. Smokes and drinks plenty and has scratched balls.

Jeff is his best mate see Jeff for definition on Jeff

"Hatchy got his nuts scratched today"
"Jeff thought it was funny"

Hatchy by Matthew November 26, 2003