cooch burn

Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn
by matthew May 08, 2005
mugGet the cooch burnmug.

Superbowl

Terrible event of Fake Football. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide.

And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.
Guy 1: The superbowl is on

Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event

Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action
by Matthew January 31, 2004
mugGet the Superbowlmug.

Campbell student

Someone with enough time and money on their hands to sit at a school in the middle of nowhere, and do absolutely nothing, and go absolutely nowhere, and eat absolute crap for up to 8 years of their meaningless life
Hey, why does that guy have absolutely no personality at all? Oh, thats Matthew, he went to Campbell University.
by Matthew April 03, 2005
mugGet the Campbell studentmug.

Highlarious

HIGH-lar-i-us (adj): A particularly clever yet unpretentious joke or situation which does not readily present itself as humorous absent higher intellectual processing. The rare occurrence where a British-style pun is actually quite funny. This definition, however, explicitly excludes esoteric, disciplinary humor such as that shared amongst PhD candidates, law-students and anyone remotely associated with the New Yorker.
1. It took me a while to realize that John Doe was actually highlarious.
2. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is neither highlarious, nor remotely funny for that matter. See: crimes against humanity.
by Matthew December 27, 2005
mugGet the Highlariousmug.

Pleyuhhh

An evolved version of player or playa. It simply means a person who is damn near the coolest person on earth. There are only very few known pleyuhhh's.
Yo wassa pleyuhhh? You are freakin awesome!
by Matthew November 27, 2004
mugGet the Pleyuhhhmug.

Niveous

Heart of ice, of a snowy nature
A type of tundra
1)That Niveous fellow aint human....merciless and relentless.
2)The worst snow storm we've ever had was a light niveous of powder.
by Matthew July 09, 2004
mugGet the Niveousmug.

evo

awesome machine rated top motor 3 yrs on the run stupidly quick
by matthew August 26, 2003
mugGet the evomug.