MATTHEW's definitions

gerin

Some ogl modem scrub who thinks he owns zeffie. Zeffie says ur cut Mr. Gerin on 56k.

Gerin: I own you zeffie, ur gay.
Zeffie: Negative friend, you suck and you're straight as a crooked arrow fag.
Gerin: It's true. :(

by Matthew June 13, 2004

hommilez

To Use A Gay/Homosexual Action Without actually being gay
or
To be very excited about someone or something.

Yo guy stop touching me dats hommilez

Yah man im hommilez for that movie

by Matthew March 5, 2005

Deliver us from Eva

I would NOT want to date or be anywhere NEAR a woman with Eva's character because she is a serious bitch.

Now I know why the movie was called "Deliver Us from Eva", because the bitch is evil incarnate.

by Matthew July 15, 2003

Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.

"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

angry dad

a father that angers easily

Man on Radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpatting?

Angry Dad: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!

by Matthew December 23, 2003

slothover

the aftermath of a massive sugar or caffeine rush. signs include headache, rapid blured memory, slow reflexes and movement

"I drank too much root beer and woke up with a slothover"

by matthew May 13, 2005

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004