MATT's definitions

Pedro the Lion

Band led by indie singer/songwriter Dave Bazan. He sings rather depressing, yet beautiful and honest songs about life and the drama that surrounds it. Currently signed to Jade Tree records.

Pedro the Lion is the best depressing music.

by matt December 29, 2004

cocksnogger

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis

Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger

by Matt February 29, 2004

how

H-onesty
O-penminded
W-illingness
An Acroynom used in Alchonize AA lingo

To work this program you ned H.O.W.

by Matt January 23, 2005

The War's End

A punk band from NJ.

Yo, are you going to the The War's End show tonight?

by Matt April 20, 2004

smerff

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others

Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"

by Matt March 6, 2005

spigotry

spigotness, the quality of being a spigot. See spigot. Synonomous with fagotry.

Parents are the Lords of all Spigotry.

My car broke down, my girlfriend is cheating on me, and I'm getting fired from my job. This is complete spigotry.

by Matt December 4, 2003

basting

the act of shooting heroin up the rectum with a turkey baster

"hey, i caught franz basting last night"

by matt December 24, 2003