MATT's definitions

titty mcfuck tarts

arguable the most offencive comment in the english language, extreemly offencive, because asians cannot say this word,

Man 1: You're A Gay Homo
Man 2: STFU titty mcfuck tarts
Man 1: im sorry mr man 2....im gonna go cry myself into a comma if u dont mind....

by Matt June 18, 2006

male ale

spunk, cum, jizz, a drink of

She'll be drinking my male ale tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006

brown clown

A euphonism for anal sex.

I going to introduce her to the brown clown tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006

carnival

Related to brown clown; A euphonize for anal sex.

I want to bring her to the carnival tonight. Good thing I packed the astroglide.

by Matt June 19, 2006

fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

nemo-tool

A person who is emo and doesnt realize that they are in-fact emo,but adding the tool makes the person super gay and they follow what everyone else tells them to do!

they cry at night because they cannot think forthemselves

Dave is a Nemo-Tool because he is an emo kid who cannot think for himself

by Matt June 20, 2006

coondog

1. one who fishes the skagit river system and targets federally protected fish more specifically dolly varden trout and posts his carnage reports in online fishing forums.
2. a nickname for a fishing buddy

1. I cant believe that coondog actually kept all of those dollies.

2. Yo whats up coondog you ready to hit the river?

by Matt April 18, 2006