MATT's definitions

the doors

They made really nice songs and had an organ, they also made songs with no meaning but people would read too deep into them.
the wasp is probably their best song

no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn

by matt March 13, 2004

rainbow kiss

To put different bodily fluids such as semen and a girl's period into a glass (or not) and drink it

Mmm, that rainbow kiss tasted musky!

by Matt August 14, 2003

hermaphrodite

See also: Richard Simmons

How does a hermaphrodite get a sex change

by matt July 15, 2004

Bloodbath

A comical historical term for a battle with many deaths

My nickname :P

The battle of artops was a bloodbath!

yo bloodbath

by matt May 13, 2005

schiza

meaning poo, or crap, often used in place of "shit"

"You are a piece of schiza." "Schiza, I hit my thumb."

by matt January 11, 2003

old man

your dad

Father

by matt February 13, 2003

Spezeski

Spontaneous and fun-loving...sometimes to an extreme. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

That gal is such a Spezeski that she is trying to buy every single Christmas Video on Ebay.

by matt November 24, 2003