MATT's definitions
One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.
I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.
by Matt April 25, 2005
Get the Simsburymug. by Matt February 19, 2005
Get the Gillmug. A 'not-news' clearing house
Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal
by Matt June 19, 2006
Get the farkmug. an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.
by matt November 29, 2004
Get the retail therapymug. What's up, how are you, what's happening, what's going on, what are you up to, what are you doing etc.
by Matt May 13, 2005
Get the whats your casemug. 
