MATT's definitions

alpha

The best. A state of awesomeness or something that is the most awesome.

Dude! That weed was ALPHA!

by matt October 16, 2004

tweener

A person who is not ugly and not "hott", but in be'tween'.

<@AuroraX0> I'm so f-in ugly.
<@Crimson> Yeah, you kinda are. You're not even a tweener.

by Matt February 10, 2004

tft

Thin Film Transistor. An LCD screen technology used in laptop's and some of the newer type monitors. These form circuits that are several microns in thickness. A micron is 1 millionth of a meter

I got a 17" TFT laptop screen!

by Matt August 8, 2004

ibk

Idiot Behind Keyboard; usually the cause of 99% of errors on computers.

An IBK error occured when Mary forgot to plug the computer in.

by Matt September 7, 2003

dickin'

To dilly-dally around immediately before leaving a location while withholding others from doing so.

"Yo, Mike's dickin'?"

by matt April 18, 2004

Cake

1) A sweet pastry used for numerous occasions/parties.
2) To describe somoething very easy.
3) A very kick-ass band from Sacramento, CA. Very original sound, and a great live show. Current albums (in order) are: Motorcade of Generosity, Fashion Nugget, Prolonging the Magic, Comfort Eagle, and their newest album Pressure Chief.

1) Wow, that cake's delicious!
2) That test was cake and I didn't even study.
3) Cake is such an awesome band. I just came back from a concert of theirs and WOW!

by Matt October 17, 2004

Toinator

Funny asian lady that does the crazyest things, and makes everyone laugh...Also in search of a fat asian man

1. Woah there is a fat asian man for the Toinator!

2. That was almos as crazy as the Toinator

by Matt February 20, 2004