starbucks

A national coffee chain that promotes a "home-like atmosphere" in their stores. Many people consider their coffee and espresso drinks over-priced, and for the most part they're right. Their coffee makers are... decent, but they're the real rip-off, not the coffee; you'd be better off paying half the price for a Cuisinart, which would work just as well, if not better. If you want to invest in this company, you have to go through NASDAQ and not NYSE.

Interesting fact: there are about 200 Starbucks in New York City and about 90 in my hometown of Houston. Now THAT'S a helluva lot of coffee.
I personally like Starbucks' whole bean coffees. When you buy a pound of beans from them, it's pretty much the same as 2 half pound bags of coffee beans from a grocery store. And they stay fresh for a much longer time, so I guess that's where the extra money goes.
by Matt April 25, 2005
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townie

The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN
"Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"
by matt January 23, 2004
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blarg

Interjection usually used to describe discomfort.
Blarg... I don't feel good today.

BLARG! PIRATES! Inside joke. Sorry XD
by Matt July 28, 2004
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mizilk

Like: get me some mizilk foo
by Matt April 18, 2003
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samrty

adj - 1. Moving the m in smarty over one space. 2. Perverted girl. ie, Lindzee
Lindzee is a samrty girl she masturbates a lot. 20 times a week.
by Matt February 01, 2004
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crackanigganese

A person who is white (cracka), black (nigga),and Asian (nese)
Damn your family is fucked up your a damn crackanigganese
by matt April 28, 2005
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tums

a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire
belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar
by Matt July 02, 2005
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