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gayvernor

New Jersey's answer to California's governator. Title for Jim McGreevey the first openly gay governor.
Arnold is the Governator as Jim McGreevey is the Gayvernor.
by Matt August 17, 2004
mugGet the gayvernormug.

Dontad

This word originated from a screen saver, that said "Dave is a Dontad" and has been used to describe Dave ever since. The Creation of Team Dontad was on Thursday, September 23, 2004.
"1, 2, 3 Go DONTADS!"
by Matt September 24, 2004
mugGet the Dontadmug.

butt rape

Butt sex with someone who actually doesn't want butt sex. Go figure.
At first Bob was being butt raped by the entire prison, but soon turned into butt love.
by Matt September 3, 2003
mugGet the butt rapemug.

guruchild

<Guruchild> women take the internet way too god damned seriously and involve all thcesarily complex emotions like we guys really need that bs in our nerd kingdom
by Matt March 11, 2003
mugGet the guruchildmug.

grand slam

A foursome. Where as 'hitting a home run' means scoring with one chick, a grand slam means four runs so four chicks.
"I hit a grand slam home run last night."
by matt January 5, 2004
mugGet the grand slammug.

insane clown posse

The worst band in the history of music. Consists of two white-trying-to-be-black losers who coudn't make music if their lives depended on it. Use the word fuck more than any group i have ever heard. Oh yeah, and they can't get laid.
Example of an Insane Clown Posse 'lyric':

Then I hit the bitch Met this bum in the back of a dumpster Fucked her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang Then I heard my dingaling sang Your nuts we want your nuts We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts Your nuts we want your nuts Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts)

WTF???
by matt November 6, 2006
mugGet the insane clown possemug.

spearchucker

one who throws spears made of wood at nearby wildlife or in some cases livestock. usually of native descent
those damn spearchuckers are at it again
by matt June 10, 2004
mugGet the spearchuckermug.

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