Definitions by MATT

shitwich 

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

shitwich by Matt October 27, 2003

Rump-thumper 

An idiotic person, often a homosexual.

Valentine is such a rump-thumper!

Rump-thumper by Matt October 27, 2003

A.D.I.D.A.S. 

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex

A.D.I.D.A.S. by Matt October 27, 2003

C rag

a term used to describe your girlfriends bitchy attitude

damn kristin was being such a fucking c rag today i wanted to slap the bitch in the face

C rag by matt October 26, 2003

cover

The price you pay to gain access to a club/bar/venue

Bro, can you spot me $5 for the cover?

cover by matt October 25, 2003

gloiven 

Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.

Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!

gloiven by matt October 24, 2003

bite the sidewalk 

A violent act where one man makes another man put his teeth on the curb, then stomps on his head.

bite the sidewalk by matt October 24, 2003