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monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world
drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot
by matt October 10, 2004
mugGet the monotone mattmug.

Turban Stuffer

A Person who wears a Turban, mostly of the Pakistanian Race, you know the ones who smell funny.
Turban Wearer: JKHLKH KJHKJHAKHG HKLJFHK:JHA!

Me: Stfu you Turban Stuffer
by Matt February 5, 2004
mugGet the Turban Stuffermug.

Ya mum

1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner
Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum

Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum
by Matt November 30, 2004
mugGet the Ya mummug.

melbourne

Melbourne is home to the F1 and arial ping-pong. City is very dull in terms of architecture. A poor version of Sydney. Sydney is now ranked higher in the quality of life scale for cities around the world. Will always live in the shadows of Sydney.
AFL is only played in Melbourne, what a fucking excuse for a sport.

Melbournians think they are the shit.

Melbourne<Sydney

What the fuck is there to do in Melbourne?
by Matt April 12, 2005
mugGet the melbournemug.

ODB

ODB founed the wu-tang clan
by Matt November 14, 2004
mugGet the ODBmug.

Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
by matt April 5, 2004
mugGet the Cockeatermug.

omlette

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!
After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette
by Matt November 12, 2003
mugGet the omlettemug.

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