MATT's definitions

anal orphius

N.having a huge ass, other terms...rumbus bootus and gludius maximus.

That anal orphius is rotund!!!

by matt March 18, 2004

Black Scorpion

A really bad wrestler back in the day. Aka Al Perez.

Jeff Merrick: Black Scorpion promo for Ol'Grady's Tavern, take 1.
Black Scorpion: STING. REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU BEAT ME? HEH HEH HEH
Jeff Merrick: No no no! Talk about Monday nights at Ol'Grady's! Take it from the top.
Black Scorpion: STING. HEH HEH HEH...
Jeff Merrick: This guy just doesn't get it.

And who the heck is this Sting guy????

by matt November 5, 2004

nerd syndrome

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.

Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.

by matt February 10, 2004

narcissist

An individual, typically male, who suffers from an inferiority complex as a result of not receiving enough attention as a small child. As a result, this person suffers from an all-pervasive need for attention and often acts as if he/she is superior.

Napoleon is famous for the narcissism he developed as a reaction to his short stature.

by Matt July 5, 2004

Us3

A band that takes Acid Jazz one step further and actually raps over Jazz samples.

I just bought the Us3 cd "Hand on the Torch"

by Matt April 23, 2005

nigga in heat shit

reference to police officer.

nigga in a snooty car

a nigga in danger

a nigga with a warm gat

drop the binger, nigga in heat shit

by Matt January 18, 2005

stfu noob

A term that faggots use who play on the internet way too much.

Masterbating fat ass playing Counter Strike: STUF NOOB!!!11!!!

by Matt January 6, 2005