Definitions by MATT

longhorns

The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.

None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.

longhorns by Matt May 23, 2004

venetian snares

A drum made in Venice.

Man, boost the mids on the Venetian snare. It's barely cutting through the mix with all that accordion.

venetian snares by Matt May 22, 2004

kant 

German philosopher born in the 1720s. Kant creatively synthesized the theories of the empiricists and the rationalists, and thus concluded that our perceptions of time and space are based on synthetic a priori knowledge.

Kant deduced the categorical imperative-- the non-consequentialist moral theory that states we should only act in ways that can be universalized-- from his theory that humans are the only agents of pure reason.

Immanuel Kant was a pretty smart dude.

kant by Matt May 22, 2004

DF2 

Delta Force 2, an online 1st player shooting game created and produced by NovaLogic, playable with single player and NovaWorld.

Lets go play some DF2~~!

DF2 by Matt May 22, 2004

apretado

Spanish word for tight.

Jason: I just got some new rims for my bimmer yo!
Matt: Apretado
Jason: Yeee!

apretado by Matt May 19, 2004

scheckter

a company that makes very good sounding, and hard to find, guitar and bass pickups.

I bought some Scheckter pickups for my jazz bass and now it sounds bad-ass.

scheckter by Matt May 18, 2004

Millimeter Mosnster 

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

Millimeter Mosnster by Matt May 17, 2004