MARK's definitions

Ocean Monger

Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.

While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.

"What an Ocean Monger!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

pit crew

A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.

A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.

I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.

My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.

by Mark March 31, 2004

buzzard

usually intoxicated, slurring, and often confused for a moron. Often recieves fellatio in high traffic area's.

look at that buzzard get head in Telley's chair.

by mark November 1, 2003

Gummo

A godawful movie that has a bunch of kids killing cats and selling to grocery stores. How ironic.

I spit Gummo out my window last night.

by Mark December 10, 2004

spankavision

rent a porn movies on hotel networks

good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision

by mark January 8, 2004

fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

by Mark November 24, 2003

Spray

Coitus interupptus from the doggy position.

Sprayed her bad... left a map of Hawaii.

by Mark January 31, 2005