MARK's definitions

Crinkler

A chic who's sheets you would Crinkle
a step up from Ruffler

Damn Benny check this Crinkler out!

by Mark November 30, 2003

Stroke

A medical conditionj resulting from missing the ball on a golf swing.

The old yuppie swung so hard that he had a stroke when he missed the ball.

by Mark January 9, 2004

CGNU

Crazy Go Nuts University, involved with sports such as The Golf Culb, basketball, soccer, baseball, and football. The school mascot is The CGNU Dumples. Although CGNU is not commonly known to most people, it is an actual university.

CGNU has had many victories over Piles of Electronics State

by Mark March 8, 2004

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

Skunk

A Punk influenced by SkinHead styles of dress and music. A SkinHead with a Mohican.

Baz was always annoyed that his helnet cruhed his mohican when riding his Vespa.

by Mark October 25, 2003

jeepmud

A legendary red, 1994 Jeep YJ named after its Illinois vanity license plate. Since its inception, the term has become synonymous with mud. It also inspired the creation of JeepMud.com, a website devoted to Jeeps and other 4x4s from around the world.

JEEPMUD looks its best when it is covered in mud.

by Mark April 6, 2005

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

by Mark April 22, 2005