M "Smoke'M" Crackaz's definitions

choking the bishop

to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said

i was choking the bishop all day yesterday

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006

donkey

a incredibly large and humungous dick/penis

"ok, now get on your knees and suck my donkey!"
"my donkey is so big that it could eat your donkey!"

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006

ice cream candy

smokable cocaine, made of 2 parts cocaine, and one part baking soda, with a little water often smoked by "crackheads" or "dope-feinds"

im gunna buy some "ice cream candy"

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006

goodie bag

1. ounce of a drug (prefferably weed or cocaine)
2. a bag of pharmies

hey whussup man, check out what i got in my goodie bag

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz September 22, 2008

donkey

a incredibly large and humungous dick/penis

"ok, now get on your knees and suck my donkey!"
"my donkey is so big that it could eat your donkey!"

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006

diarhea at the jaw

talkin shit, runnin your mouth, to brag or boast about shit thats not true, lying, feeding you bullshit, etc.

man! Matt has a bad case of diarhea at the jaw

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz September 22, 2008