M's definitions

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The most delicious type of food imaginable, in other words, pencil shavings

A: Don't you just love qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,
B: Do you mean pencil shavings?
A: of course!
B: Umm... sure....
A: Great, lets eat some!
B: AAGGHH!

by M April 28, 2022

talk to the hand

What a teenage girl says to someone who is interrupting her. She may also say it if she doesn't care or doesn't want to talk to them.

Julie said "talk to the hand" to the geeky boy.

by M September 2, 2003

dool

The Farsi language word for penis. Used as a "code word" among friends.

I have a big dool.

by M September 18, 2003

brick shithouse

an extremely fine woman

"dude, she's built like a brick shithouse

by m September 24, 2003

Vena

fun lovin' sexy milf that makes you horny enough to beg her favors and run screamin' in an emotional meltdown cause you're too intimidated to ask for it.

I flunked my course, got distracted by Vena.
Can't get no sleep cause I'm sweatin' bout Vena.
The babes a Vena

by M September 27, 2003

5 second rule

You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.

John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::

by M July 10, 2004

babies

whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.

Save the earth, abort babies now!

by m July 14, 2004