5 second rule

You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.

John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::

by M July 10, 2004

dykelike

The opposite to a faghag.

Jake is a dykelike, always hanging out with the punker-chicks.

by M January 17, 2004

floom

Onomatopoeic sound describing a "slow" explosion that results in a large rush of air, rather than a percussive explosion.

Mary lit the gas oven after waiting too long, which subsequently went floom.

by M May 15, 2004

Tickies

tickling given to someone to coerce them into doing something they don't want to do.

If you don't get me a drink your gonna get some tickies!!!

by M November 04, 2003

fac

(uw madison) friday after class

they've got fac drink specials at Brothers

by m May 13, 2005

G.A.F

Gay ass fag

Damn, look at the gaf

by m June 30, 2004

Kurt Cobain

Tortured by his own angst, But greates Musician that ever lived and thats what makes his music great!

by M February 14, 2003