LuvH8Luv's definitions

recockindiculous

Recockindiculous : pertains to a person who has a superiority complex and cocky in character, doing something absolutely absurd and ridiculous. Rendering his cocky attitude completely a laughable idea there after.

Derived from the words reject-cocky-ridiculous

Pronounced :
Re-cock’n-dick-Q-liss
Submitted by LuvH8Luv

I can never look at Bradly the same after his recockindiculous attempt to solving our heater problem. Even a half wit would know lighting a fire with plastics and gas inside a enclosed area is a hazard if not fatal.

by LuvH8Luv March 16, 2022

snap back pussy

Snap back pussy : when a mother of multiple kids still has a tight vagina to not only accommodate large penis but can also satisfy the sub standard to average sized penis with a snug tight fit. Usually a term used shortly after giving birth to child to describe a MiLF’s vagina in complementary way.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

Im the luckiest man I know. My wife is not only beautiful smart and fun. Shes a great mother plus after giving me 4 great looking kids. Her snap back pussy feels better than ever! Its why we have 4 kids together.

by LuvH8Luv March 12, 2022

whore’ascope

Whore’scope: a list of names of sexual partners that promiscuous people keep in a little black book, index card, rolodex or any other method of archiving information so to keep track, count or just for remembering sake of who they have had sexual relations with. Can be valuable information for potential spouses similar to how A Car-Fax report would be for people shopping for cars. Unfortunately a whore’ascope is not information shared openly. But one thing is more than likely to happen. You will get laid, sucked off, and if that person keeps a whore’ascope, you will be added to that list. Only real question left to ponder is was it worth it or will it have been worth it? Cause some whores are better than others and some are just a whoriffic mistake.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

After stumbling upon Amber’s whore’ascope notebook. And realizing just how diverse and long the list was. It helps to explain just why she is the way she is and why she has so many toxic short lived relationships. The entire scope of her whore like ways would have helped me not get so emotionally attached to her. Lesson here is one must treat a whore like a whore. Otherwise you would be expecting too much from the damaged and wounded and emotional disappointment is all you are left with if not a STD along with it.

by LuvH8Luv November 17, 2022

jackdhammer

JackdHammer : A.K.A : To have been jackdhammerd to be a jackdhammer.

A Term first popularized by PornCritic1 in his reviews on adult triple x movies. Term is used to describe what PornCritic1 absolutely hated in porn and someone he would kick off the porn set if the act of jackhammering was used by male performers regardless of directive given.

Jackhammers , is used to describe a style of fornication that is male dominant, as the man would vigorously and aggressively plow, or jackhammer the female. Along with the constant in out in out , slamming pelvic to pelvic , groin to groin. At a feverish pace. And to make matters even more bothersome, the man would also completely monopolize the female’s movement by holding her still in place as he jackhammered away without thought or care of the viewers watching or the female he is plowing thru. With the really bad jackhammers also would hold the females head in place as he would also jackhammer her mouth during fellatio. Theres even a anti jackhammer guild committee. Who are also against excessive man moans in porn.

Groups like them are needed to safe guard porn cause most porn fans are generally men(at least back then it was) men dont want to see another man’s balls flopping up and down and pumping frantically like a malfunctioning robot moaning while he is jackhammering. Cause watching a female’s body move and watching the female’s skills must be showcased as it deserves. Jackhammers prevent that.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

My girlfriend told me her first experience with sex was horrible. When I asked her why, she said it was because the guy was a jackhammer. I knew exactly what she was talking about since I use to be one of them types in bed. I then told her I was sorry she was jackdHammerd and glad it wasnt me who gave her that experience. But i must admit. I have some female victims out there from my jackdhammer past.

There is a time and place for jackhammering and a porn set nor a deflowering of a virgin is not one of those times.

by LuvH8Luv November 14, 2022

naygayer

Naygayer is a troll type who will disagree with anything thats not in lined with the Lesbian, gay, trans or any of the other variants of being queer and their agenda. Will vote thumbs down or not like anything thats not stroking their own ego. They will vote down or dislike even the most obvious of truths. Derived from the word naysayer.

Submitted by Luvh8luv

Nothing worse than a pessimistic gay surfing the internet while still in the closet. They tend to be naygayers to anything I post or tweet just because i am representing masculinity and think the feminist movement is dangerous to the family structure.

by LuvH8Luv November 16, 2022

Amburnt

Amburnt: when a person needs to take better care of their own well being in just about every aspect of their life. From years of not legitimately suffering thru life’s issues and learning from them. But instead they cope with trauma by using drugs or alcohol. Generally a word used for addicts of meth who haven't had a healthy amount of sleep which makes them unreasonable with false sense of entitlement and delusions of grandeur amongst many other poor human characteristics. Word is believed to have been 1st used by frustrated people who were friends with a female named Amber , who had severe personality disorder plus drug addict. Also hasn't had a healthy nor meaningful relationship ever due to reasons mentioned above but not limited to those reasons.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

I’m so tired of being stuck with a malignant narcissist who is constantly creating turmoil and provoking me to defend my good nature only to be gaslighted as if the problem she created is all my fault. I doubt more sleep, more care or even mental healthcare professional could maje her realize the errors of her ways. Can’t help someone who is that severely amburnt . I need to run the opposite direction from someone that toxic. If only there was a warning system for her type. I would issue a ‘Amburnt Alert’’ to warn others of her.

by LuvH8Luv November 7, 2022

Chungra

Chungra: also known as chungry. Simply put is when a chinese person’s stomach growls from hunger pangs. Also used if you are chinese and have the munchies from smoking marijuana.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

My chinese friend told me he was chungry from fasting for the last few days. Which was totally obvious from the loud chungra rumbles his empty stomach was emitting.

My asian buddy was so chungra he ate everyones food from our frat party. Ive never seen anyone that chungry in awhile.

by LuvH8Luv November 7, 2022