Lunicus's definitions
by Lunicus November 30, 2010
Get the Fear Fartmug. when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
by Lunicus January 29, 2007
Get the shit of a thousand wipesmug. Groundbreaking spray on deodorant and appearance enhancer for those not so pleasing pussies.
Gone are the days that your partner gags or runs away at the sight of your maw.
Discreet and easy to apply...you won't leave home without it!
Men!..stick a bottle in your jeans before you go out whoring......trust us....you won't regret it!
Gone are the days that your partner gags or runs away at the sight of your maw.
Discreet and easy to apply...you won't leave home without it!
Men!..stick a bottle in your jeans before you go out whoring......trust us....you won't regret it!
Dude, I hooked up with a super hottie last night, but her pussy looked and smelled like cat food. After a quick shot
of Cunt so Fine , I was staring at the cunt of an angel.
of Cunt so Fine , I was staring at the cunt of an angel.
by Lunicus October 11, 2013
Get the Cunt so Finemug. I walked into the buttffet and was in awe over the rows of dishes under heat lamps bent over with their asses ready to eat.
I was so hungry for ass, I accidentally ate a man's ass at the buttffet last night!
Don't tell anyone
Oh....I won't
I was so hungry for ass, I accidentally ate a man's ass at the buttffet last night!
Don't tell anyone
Oh....I won't
by Lunicus February 23, 2012
Get the buttffetmug. Hey bagbreath, shine my shoes.
Damn dude...you got some bad bagbreath happenin!
I went to make out with this hottie last night, but I couldnt get close enough to her mouth cause of the rancid bagbreath she had!
Damn dude...you got some bad bagbreath happenin!
I went to make out with this hottie last night, but I couldnt get close enough to her mouth cause of the rancid bagbreath she had!
by Lunicus September 14, 2006
Get the bagbreathmug. The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.
My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!
As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
by Lunicus February 9, 2013
Get the Number Threemug. You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
by Lunicus November 4, 2013
Get the flying asshole smashmug.