Lucky for me I can't see your gay face through that giant plume of fag fog
The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.
The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.
by Lunicus May 23, 2019
I walked into the buttffet and was in awe over the rows of dishes under heat lamps bent over with their asses ready to eat.
I was so hungry for ass, I accidentally ate a man's ass at the buttffet last night!
Don't tell anyone
Oh....I won't
I was so hungry for ass, I accidentally ate a man's ass at the buttffet last night!
Don't tell anyone
Oh....I won't
by Lunicus January 28, 2012
When the abdominal area gets fat and soft and starts rolling and weeping down over the waistline of pants
That lady should not be wearing a two piece bikini with that tumbling sixpack shes got.
I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!
I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!
by Lunicus December 17, 2006
Jerry's wife got him all worked up in bed and proceeded to roll over and go to sleep. Jerry threw a man fit and sat in a chair pouting like a little rich kid who got the wrong colored pony for their birthday
by Lunicus November 28, 2010
When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.
Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
by Lunicus December 04, 2011
You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
by Lunicus November 05, 2013
For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by Lunicus December 04, 2011