tumbling sixpack

When the abdominal area gets fat and soft and starts rolling and weeping down over the waistline of pants

That lady should not be wearing a two piece bikini with that tumbling sixpack shes got.

I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!

by Lunicus December 19, 2006

Urban Dictionary Underachiever

Person who thinks stringing together a few words and making a gay ass acronym or loser with no friends who submits someones name counts as a valid submission

Editing the submissions is not as fun as it used to be as too mant idiots are putting stupid acronyms or names of people they either love, hate, know, idolize ,etc,etc....FUCK OFF TROLL!!!

Why don't all you Urban Dictionary Underachievers (UDU's) go start a website called wefuckinlosers.com and troll your gay ass heads off....shiteaters!!

by Lunicus September 18, 2012

bagbreath

when a man or womans breath reeks of a sweaty nut sack

Hey bagbreath, shine my shoes.
Damn dude...you got some bad bagbreath happenin!
I went to make out with this hottie last night, but I couldnt get close enough to her mouth cause of the rancid bagbreath she had!

by Lunicus September 14, 2006

flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 04, 2013

buttffet

An establishment serving all you can eat ass

I walked into the buttffet and was in awe over the rows of dishes under heat lamps bent over with their asses ready to eat.

I was so hungry for ass, I accidentally ate a man's ass at the buttffet last night!
Don't tell anyone
Oh....I won't

by Lunicus February 23, 2012

Number Three

The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.

My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!

by Lunicus February 09, 2013

Cunt so Fine

Groundbreaking spray on deodorant and appearance enhancer for those not so pleasing pussies.
Gone are the days that your partner gags or runs away at the sight of your maw.
Discreet and easy to apply...you won't leave home without it!
Men!..stick a bottle in your jeans before you go out whoring......trust us....you won't regret it!

Dude, I hooked up with a super hottie last night, but her pussy looked and smelled like cat food. After a quick shot
of Cunt so Fine , I was staring at the cunt of an angel.

by Lunicus October 11, 2013