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The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal
I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!
by Lunicus February 5, 2012
Get the Free meal bandit mug.Hey Matthew....it's not even cold out...why don't you take off those damn wimp skins
The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
by Lunicus December 16, 2011
Get the wimp skins mug.The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!
My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
by Lunicus December 4, 2011
Get the Confirmation Wipe mug.When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.
Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
by Lunicus December 3, 2011
Get the Rip 'n' Dip mug.For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by Lunicus December 3, 2011
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Get the Fear Fart mug.Jerry's wife got him all worked up in bed and proceeded to roll over and go to sleep. Jerry threw a man fit and sat in a chair pouting like a little rich kid who got the wrong colored pony for their birthday
by Lunicus November 30, 2010
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