Lunicus's definitions
Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!
You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.
You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.
by Lunicus December 14, 2006
Get the crackyapmug. Lucky for me I can't see your gay face through that giant plume of fag fog
The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.
The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.
by Lunicus May 23, 2019
Get the Fag Fogmug. The fear of getting caught made the dayfuck I had on Tuesday the best fuck of my life!
After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!
Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.
After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!
Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.
by Lunicus December 11, 2006
Get the dayfuckmug. When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.
Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
by Lunicus December 3, 2011
Get the Rip 'n' Dipmug. For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by Lunicus December 3, 2011
Get the absorbent thongmug. Hey Matthew....it's not even cold out...why don't you take off those damn wimp skins
The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
by Lunicus December 16, 2011
Get the wimp skinsmug. When someone is looking at you with the same wanton perverse desire as a loner at an orgy...skulking around...watching.
My priest always looks at me with orgy eyes....its totally creeping me out cause we are both guys!!
I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes
I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes
by Lunicus October 16, 2013
Get the orgy eyesmug.