by Lunicus November 30, 2010
Get the Fear Fartmug. when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
by Lunicus January 29, 2007
Get the shit of a thousand wipesmug. Jerry's wife got him all worked up in bed and proceeded to roll over and go to sleep. Jerry threw a man fit and sat in a chair pouting like a little rich kid who got the wrong colored pony for their birthday
by Lunicus November 30, 2010
Get the Man Fitmug. For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by Lunicus December 03, 2011
Get the absorbent thongmug. Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!
You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.
You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.
by Lunicus December 14, 2006
Get the crackyapmug. The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.
My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!
As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
by Lunicus February 09, 2013
Get the Number Threemug. Hey bagbreath, shine my shoes.
Damn dude...you got some bad bagbreath happenin!
I went to make out with this hottie last night, but I couldnt get close enough to her mouth cause of the rancid bagbreath she had!
Damn dude...you got some bad bagbreath happenin!
I went to make out with this hottie last night, but I couldnt get close enough to her mouth cause of the rancid bagbreath she had!
by Lunicus September 14, 2006
Get the bagbreathmug.