by Lunicus November 30, 2010
when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
by Lunicus January 29, 2007
Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!
You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.
You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.
by Lunicus December 14, 2006
Jerry's wife got him all worked up in bed and proceeded to roll over and go to sleep. Jerry threw a man fit and sat in a chair pouting like a little rich kid who got the wrong colored pony for their birthday
by Lunicus November 30, 2010
For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by Lunicus December 03, 2011
Person who thinks stringing together a few words and making a gay ass acronym or loser with no friends who submits someones name counts as a valid submission
Editing the submissions is not as fun as it used to be as too mant idiots are putting stupid acronyms or names of people they either love, hate, know, idolize ,etc,etc....FUCK OFF TROLL!!!
Why don't all you Urban Dictionary Underachievers (UDU's) go start a website called wefuckinlosers.com and troll your gay ass heads off....shiteaters!!
Why don't all you Urban Dictionary Underachievers (UDU's) go start a website called wefuckinlosers.com and troll your gay ass heads off....shiteaters!!
by Lunicus September 18, 2012
When the abdominal area gets fat and soft and starts rolling and weeping down over the waistline of pants
That lady should not be wearing a two piece bikini with that tumbling sixpack shes got.
I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!
I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!
by Lunicus December 19, 2006