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Definitions by Luizza

hillbilly 

Britney Spears is a hillbilly
hillbilly by luizza July 9, 2006

katie holmes 

Also known as Tomkat.
Member of worst publicity stunt after Anna Nicole Smith and Paris Hilton.
Run Katie Holmes, run!!
katie holmes by Luizza June 30, 2006

angelina jolie 

Hollywood actress many people accuse of being a home wrecker, even though it usually takes TWO to have a relationship.
If someone cheated on Jennifer Aniston, it was Brad!

I don't blame Angelina Jolie for falling for brad.
angelina jolie by luizza June 30, 2006

avril lavigne 

The sound of a dying cat.

Someone who's televised/live shows suck enormously.

Someone who got famous by being wrongfully compared to SINGER/LYRICIST Alanis Morissette even though she was quoted saying "At least I take showers".

Entertainer who got tired of being called a poseur therefore started writing her own songs and changed her image.

Britney in a bad hair day.
Person #1: Let's go to karaoke show!
Person #2: No way! I won't pull another Avril again!

She took singing lessons a little too late. She pulled an Avril Lavigne.

She called herself punk, now is a model. She's so Avril.

avril lavigne by luizza June 30, 2006
Capital of Colombia. See Colombia.
Bogota is the shit!

Doug Liman should've done a Google search before filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith
bogota by Luizza June 28, 2006

colombia 

Bogotá D.C.
Country poorly portrayed in the film "Mr. and Mrs. Smith": helicopters bombing Bogotá, an apocalyptic scenario with houses on fire, illustrating the capital as a rural little town with no buildings or evidence of any urban development. Hotels with fans give the idea of an unbearable heat, even though Bogotá is 2640 meters (8661 feet) above sea level. No pavement on the streets and a bar filled with rioted chicken. The actors who play the part of the police men in this Colombia deplorable cartoon wear weird uniforms and speak with Mexican/Caribbean accents even though Bogotá is not anywhere near the coast and some Colombian regions are recognized for having one of the best Spanish in Central and South America, and are even criticized/made fun of by the rest of the country for having a somewhat stiff accent.

Less than four weeks after its release in Colombia, the General Secretary of the City Hall, Enrique Borda, sent a letter of protest to the director Doug Liman. In the letter he states that "It is evidenced, beyond any doubt, that the director and his production crew show a total level of ignorance by portraying (the city) as incipient (...), primitive, with scarce hotel infrastructure, dominated by poverty, depressed, disorganized, with high levels of violence; in conclusion, totally chaotic and not attractive at all". Borda also points out in his text that Colombia was awarded with the title of "City of Peace" by the Unión de Ciudades Capitales Iberoamericanas (UCCI) and was declared "World Book Capital 2007" by UNESCO.
Doug Liman should have done a Google search.

Colombia is the shit!
colombia by Luizza June 28, 2006