Luigi's definitions

Blinky

A 3-eyed mutant fish created by toxic waste spewed out of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

Wow! Blinky has 3 eyes!

by Luigi July 24, 2003

Tanga

Tanga, like thong or butt floss, a thin strap-like undergarment that shows more than it covers.

The tango dancer enthralled her audience with a good glimpse of her tanga during an especially deep dip.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

infomercial

Show lasting 28:30 minutes attempting to sell a particular product on television. Most infomercials air in the overnight time periods, but do run all hours of day.

Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting midget tossing.

by Luigi March 24, 2004

Clippers

Professional basketball team. Best team in the National Basketball Association (NBA).

Jump on the bandwagon and route for the best! The Los Angeles Clippers are the team of the future.

by Luigi May 12, 2004

Pwe

Burmese (yeah, yeah, Myanmar): A dance festival, Canival of the Spirit Soul, danced by a Kadaw, who can be a cross dresser. The skilled Pwe dancer can move each buttock independently. The dance is to appease a spirit called a Nat.

Colonel Smythe-Jones took his guests to see the Pwe dancers in colonial Burma, but the ladies were shocked at seeing a dancer jiggle her buttocks at the audience. One of them fainted, but the rest of the women had something more interesting than "It was hot, blazing hot" to put in their letters home to England.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

ry ry

Nickname for famous DJ, American Idol Star, and host of his own show Ryan Seacrest.

We were very sad to hear our dear Ry Ry has left Star 98.7. Then we heard about the last days of Rick Dees. How could anyone go on? We were thrilled when Ry Ry took over Rick Dees slot on 102.7 KIIS FM.

by Luigi March 4, 2004

blowhole

asshole or anus; your sphincter

He had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole after getting a bad icecube in Mexico.

by Luigi July 12, 2004