LudwigVan's definitions
by LudwigVan January 4, 2004

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Short for "constructed language". A language that does not occur by natural process and is not a normal product of a national culture, but is invented either for personal/private use, fiction (Klingon, Tolkien's Quenya), international communication (Esperanto), political reasons, or as an experiment.
Esperanto, a conlang designed for simple communication between differing language groups, especially European, has millions of speakers, though its exact number is uncertain.
by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

Spanish for "fuck your mother".
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

Someone who always tries to oneup someone. Taken from the American game show The Price Is Right and the practice of bidding exactly one dollar higher than a previous bidder.
I get a hot new Mustang, and he gets one just like mine except it's a convertible. Why does he have to be such a 01er?
by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

"Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth!"
-- Ann Richards (later Texas Governor), 1988 Democratic National Convention
-- Ann Richards (later Texas Governor), 1988 Democratic National Convention
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
