LudwigVan's definitions

bushwhack

1) To assault someone unexpectedly.
2) What happens to you when you lose your job and some of your Constitutional freedoms thanks to a decision of the Bush Administration and the GOP-led Congress and Supreme Court.

Lost my job today cuz they're outsourcing, and I got arrested for being a Democrat. I'm on welfare now. Aw shit! no more welfare, they cut me off on that too.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

sprunt

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

America's Team

What we call the Dallas Cowboys, but we don't exactly know why.

I gotta get home from church so I can watch America's Team lose again.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

FZ

Frank Zappa (1940-1993), American experimental rock composer and guitarist, known for one hit, "Valley Girl", his original band Mothers of Invention, and his anti-censorship activism in the 1980s (even testifying at a Senate hearing during the height of the PMRC).

I've been wondering what the lead guitarist has been playing lately, it's been weird. Must be one of his FZ stints.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

inslut

1) A combination typo-Freudian slip.
2) Where young men love to be.

This definition will probably be deleted.

by LudwigVan January 4, 2004

you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.

When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

chinga tu madre

Spanish for "fuck your mother".

¡Chinga tú madre, puto!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003