Texass

The US state of Texas, or a Texan.
My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
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garden

A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
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you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.
When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
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chipotle

A dried, smoked ripe (red) jalapeño pepper. From Nahuatl xipotli.
Ever had chicken enchiladas with chipotle sauce?
by LudwigVan February 22, 2004
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yes

1) An affirmative answer to a question, the opposite of no.
2) An expletive shouted out during an orgasm.
3) A British progressive rock (or art rock) group known for their hits "Roundabout" and "Owner of a Lonely Heart".
4) A brand of laundry detergent in the US.
1) Yes, I'm horny.
2) YES! YES! YES!
3) Let's listen to Yes.
4) I need to wash clothese, where's the Yes?
by LudwigVan March 12, 2004
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kalb

Arabic for 'dog', a severe insult when applied to humans.
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madre

Normally, Spanish for "mother".

However, in Mexico and in Mexican-American communities, the word mama is much preferred, even in formal usage, because madre is now almost exclusively used in an insulting manner.
No dice madre; dice mamá. No quieres insultar mi mamá, ¿no?
by LudwigVan April 11, 2005
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