LudwigVan's definitions

funk

1) A foul odor.
2) A style of R&B music whose artists include James Brown, Parliament-Funkadelic (aka P-Funk) and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3) Depressed mood.

1) Somebody take out the garbage, it's funking the whole apartment up.
2) I love playing funk bass.
3) I need to get drunk to get out of this funk.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

frikik

Turkish word for an instance when a woman's breast, buttocks or other "private" region is momentarily exposed. From "free kick", a football/soccer term. See upskirt and downblouse.

Also:

frikig^e vermak (g is silent): for a woman to intentionally expose herself, giving frikiks

frikig^e yatmak: for a man to place himself in a voyeuristic position to observe a frikik

by LudwigVan March 6, 2004

Anthrax

A not-so-friendly nickname for Ann Coulter.

Oh God, there goes Anthrax worshipping McCarthy and spewing xenophobia again.

by LudwigVan July 29, 2004

roargasm

A very powerful sexual climax causing one to scream loudly.

Wow, ever since she's been taking Wellbutrin, she's having multiple roargasms every night.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Homer Simpson

The quintessential American.

Mmm... forbidden donut.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Everyone is Different

A euphemism for "you're a nut for disagreeing with me".

You don't like FOX News? Well, everyone is different.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

pipe weed

An unidentified smoking herb in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. An obvious reference to tobacco, or maybe marijuana.

Gandalf: I brought a sack of pipe weed.
Frodo: Cool, let's all get high!

by LudwigVan December 21, 2003