172 definitions by LudwigVan

you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.

When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

chipotle

A dried, smoked ripe (red) jalapeño pepper. From Nahuatl xipotli.

Ever had chicken enchiladas with chipotle sauce?

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

Texass

The US state of Texas, or a Texan.

My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Greyhound

1) A Dallas-based bus transportation company that carries passengers and packages throughout the US and bordering areas of Canada and Mexico. 2) Travelling cheaply and discreetly, such as one might do coming home from Vegas after losing all his money.

Guess I have to go Greyhound to Mama's house this year; I can't even afford Southwest Airlines.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

yes

1) An affirmative answer to a question, the opposite of no.
2) An expletive shouted out during an orgasm.
3) A British progressive rock (or art rock) group known for their hits "Roundabout" and "Owner of a Lonely Heart".
4) A brand of laundry detergent in the US.

1) Yes, I'm horny.
2) YES! YES! YES!
3) Let's listen to Yes.
4) I need to wash clothese, where's the Yes?

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

kalb

Arabic for 'dog', a severe insult when applied to humans.

ibn kalb = son of a bitch

by LudwigVan October 2, 2004

-x0r

In mid-90s hacker slang, a common superfluous ending to certain verbs: hax0r (or h4x0r), sex0r (or s3x0r), fux0r. Can be combined with other endings: fux0red.

j00 juss g0t h4x0r3d b1atch, ph33r my l33tness!

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003