bible

1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
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pareve

In Jewish dietary laws (see kosher), a food that contains neither meat nor dairy products, so it can be eaten with either meat or milk.
Mayonnaise is pareve, butter is not pareve, but milchig.
by LudwigVan August 10, 2004
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Mohel

A Jewish rabbi that performs a bris (circumcision of a Jewish male).
Scarier than a mohel with shaky hands.
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
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knee-jerk

A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.
An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
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bushwhack

1) To assault someone unexpectedly.
2) What happens to you when you lose your job and some of your Constitutional freedoms thanks to a decision of the Bush Administration and the GOP-led Congress and Supreme Court.
Lost my job today cuz they're outsourcing, and I got arrested for being a Democrat. I'm on welfare now. Aw shit! no more welfare, they cut me off on that too.
by LudwigVan March 06, 2004
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roargasm

A very powerful sexual climax causing one to scream loudly.
Wow, ever since she's been taking Wellbutrin, she's having multiple roargasms every night.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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chinga tu madre

¡Chingamadre, puto!
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
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