gooz

Persian for "a fart", especially a loud one.

You try to hold it in all day, then you let out a massive gooz in your sleep.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Uh-oh Spaghettios

An expression of regret over a goof: oops. From a 1970s TV commercial for Franco-American SpaghettiOs, a canned pasta dinner sometimes with meatballs or sliced frankfurters. Another Homer Simpson quote.

Uh-oh, Spaghettios!

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Tex-Mex

1) The characteristically spicy style of Mexican food of Texas, influenced by non-Mexican cuisine (i.e. Texas barbecue).

2) The style of norteño (northern Mexican) music associated with South Texas; also known as Tejano. Instruments used include the accordion and the bajo sexto (a twelve-string bass-rhythm guitar).

We're going out for some Tex-Mex food tonight in San Antonio, so bring your Pepto-Bismol.

by LudwigVan December 12, 2003

well

If you remember the 80s, it was a warning that President Ronald Reagan was going to say something.

The bombing will begin in five minutes.

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

Hello Sailor

A mating call said by gay men to Navy personnel and other sea-faring individuals.

I wouldn't say he's gay, but I could hear him mutter "hello sailor" a couple times last summer in Corpus Christi.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

rhythm method

A form of natural family planning involving abstaining from sex for a number of days each month, long promoted as the only acceptable form of contraception by the Catholic Church. Common side effects include pregnancy.

Withdrawal is actually a more effective form of birth control than the so-called "rhythm method".

by LudwigVan April 10, 2005

go to hell

A common expression of dismissal. See also piss off, fuck off, eat shit and die.

Go to hell, Limbaugh.

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004