Definitions by LudwigVan

America's Team 

What we call the Dallas Cowboys, but we don't exactly know why.

I gotta get home from church so I can watch America's Team lose again.

America's Team by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

golf course 

A large area of land used for golf, a sport involving knocking around a small ball with a stick and walking after it.

The American Dream: the homeless take over all the golf courses.

golf course by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

Wal-Mart 

A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.

C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.

Wal-Mart by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

New York minute 

A very brief period of time, presumably considerably less than an Omaha minute.

I'll be there in a New York minute.

New York minute by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

seven string

A guitar, usually electric, with an additional low B string below the low E, mostly associated with new rock and new metal (KoRn, Linkin Park, Staind etc.)

Hed and Munky have nice seven strings.

seven string by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

pu pu platter 

An assortment of Chinese appetizers like egg rolls, fried wontons, tempura shrimp, skewered teriyaki steak, etc.

A pu pu platter is not what you think.

pu pu platter by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Eid 

One of the two annual Islamic feast days, one, Eid ul-Fitr, ends the month of Ramadan (when a Muslim fasts) and the other, Eid ul-Adha during the Hajj or pilgrimage to Mecca.

He's spending Eid with her family this weekend; I being Christian won't get to overeat with my folks until Thanksgiving.

Eid by LudwigVan December 6, 2003