LudwigVan's definitions

Chief Wiggum

1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetent police officer, often consigned to mall security.

Oh Jesus, they got some Chief Wiggum of a former sherrif's deputy handling the graveyard shift at Central.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

seven string

A guitar, usually electric, with an additional low B string below the low E, mostly associated with new rock and new metal (KoRn, Linkin Park, Staind etc.)

Hed and Munky have nice seven strings.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Jeezus

A corrupted spelling of Jesus, especially when used as a swear word.

Aw Jeezus, I pissed my shorts again.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Drewfus

A cute way of saying Drew or Andrew. See doofus.

Whaddup, Drewfus?

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

golf course

A large area of land used for golf, a sport involving knocking around a small ball with a stick and walking after it.

The American Dream: the homeless take over all the golf courses.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

chilito

1) Mexican Spanish slang for a small penis. 2) A former food item at Taco Bell, which was a chili and cheese burrito.

With that chilito, no wonder your wife left you, cabrón.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

-stan

1) A suffix in the names of Asian Muslim nations and peoples, including former several Soviet republics and current republics of the Russian Federation: Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkestan, Tatarstan, Kurdistan. From Persian -stân "place". 2) A superfluous suffix to a place name in general: New Yorkistan, Californistan, Texastan.

Tashkent is the capital of Uzbekistan.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003