jism platter

The act of ejaculating on a partner's abdomen.

Didn't want to get her pregnant, so I made a jism platter.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

astaghfirullah

An Arabic expression of disapproval or shame, meaning "God forgive me".

They didn't put any lemon juice in the hummus. Astaghfirullah!

by LudwigVan August 24, 2004

Trig

Short for trigonometry. (How did it end up meaning "slow-minded"?)

I took trig in high school.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

woman

Leading cause of life in humans.

Jesus was born of a woman.

by LudwigVan March 06, 2004

fiveplay

Too much foreplay.

If you keep fiveplaying him, he'll keep coming too soon!

by LudwigVan December 06, 2003

oy vey

Yiddish for "oh woe", a Jewish expression often of frustration, but also of excitement.

Oy vey, it's Friday.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Inuit

The proper term for Eskimos, a people who live in arctic Canada, Alaska USA and Greenland. Closely related to the Aleut. Also Inuktitut, the language of the Inuit, which has a very complex agglutinative grammar that can express entire sentences in a single long word.

(Inuit is plural, Inuk is singular.)

An example of Greenlandic Inuit:

Ataqqinassusermik inuup nammineq pigisaanik aammalu anooqatigiinnut ilaasortaasut tamarmik naligiimmik annaasassaanngitsumillu pisinnaatitaaffeqarnissaannik akuersissuteqarneq nunarsuarmi kiffaanngissuseqarnermut, naapertuilluarnermut eqqissinissamullu tunngaviummata...

"Whereas recognition of the inherent dignity and of the equal and inalienable rights of all members of the human family is the foundation of freedom, justice and peace in the world...""

(From the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights.)

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004