LudwigVan's definitions

Texas justice

Capital punishment, the death penalty.

Saddam Hussein will probably get some Texas justice.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

garden

A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

koose

Offensive slang for vagina. From Arabic.

Koos 'ummak! ("Your mother's cunt", a common Arabic-language insult.)

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

yes man

Someone who always agrees with authority and does what he's told.

I've worked here longer, but Jim he got promoted because he's a brown-nosing yes man.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

fiveplay

Too much foreplay.

If you keep fiveplaying him, he'll keep coming too soon!

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Great Satan

A term used by Iranian leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (1900-1989) to describe the United States, because of US support of Israel and support of Islamic governments, including Iran's former Shah, seen as un-Islamic.

The embarrasing policies of the Bush Administration are making me feel as though we are truly becoming the "Great Satan" after all.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

mamihlapinatapei

A word in the Fuegian language of Tierra del Fuego in extreme southern South America (in both Chile and Argentina). Holds the Guinness Book of World Records record for "most succinct word".

The word mamihlapinatapei means "a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that neither one wants to start"

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004