LudwigVan's definitions

pareve

In Jewish dietary laws (see kosher), a food that contains neither meat nor dairy products, so it can be eaten with either meat or milk.

Mayonnaise is pareve, butter is not pareve, but milchig.

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

Fuhgeddaboutistan

A briefly-used moniker for New York City, USA, used around the time of the invasion of Taliban-run Afghanistan after 11 September 2001.

From "fuhgeddaboutit", meaning "no worries, mate", and "-istan", the ending for a certain Muslim states in Asia.

by LudwigVan February 11, 2004

pull my finger

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

by LudwigVan December 20, 2003

Boombonics

The speech of Boomhauer of King of the Hill, which is rapid and intelligible (except to residents of Arlen, Texas). The word groups "dang ol'" and "yeah man" are very common. From Boomhauer + Ebonics.

They must all speak Boombonics in Lufkin.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

moderate

(noun) A political orientation, also known as centrist, that seeks a middle road between liberal and conservative, a balanced political outlook. True moderates take varying positions on matters based on independence of thought, though many false moderates are merely timid conservatives or liberals.

A typical moderate takes more liberal stances on civil-liberties issues such as gay rights, abortion, immigration and diversity, and separation of church and state, as well as an active promotion of social causes by the government. Yet, he seeks to do so in more fiscally conservative ways, relying less on taxation and regulation and more on private initiative.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Sudan

A country in northeast Africa centered in the upper Nile (where the White and Blue Nile merge), capital is Khartoum. It has endured a long civil war between the Arabs of the north and the Black Africans of the south and west, which has resulted in genocide, rape, slavery and other atrocities. The name is Arabic for 'black people'.

Sudan is the Mississippi of the Middle East.

by LudwigVan August 23, 2004

Homer Simpson

The quintessential American.

Mmm... forbidden donut.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003