LudwigVan's definitions

a béka segge alatt

Hungarian for "in bad shape", especially financially.

Literally means "under the frog's ass".

by LudwigVan March 6, 2004

Greyhound

1) A Dallas-based bus transportation company that carries passengers and packages throughout the US and bordering areas of Canada and Mexico. 2) Travelling cheaply and discreetly, such as one might do coming home from Vegas after losing all his money.

Guess I have to go Greyhound to Mama's house this year; I can't even afford Southwest Airlines.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

yes man

Someone who always agrees with authority and does what he's told.

I've worked here longer, but Jim he got promoted because he's a brown-nosing yes man.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Texas justice

Capital punishment, the death penalty.

Saddam Hussein will probably get some Texas justice.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

garden

A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

koose

Offensive slang for vagina. From Arabic.

Koos 'ummak! ("Your mother's cunt", a common Arabic-language insult.)

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

fiveplay

Too much foreplay.

If you keep fiveplaying him, he'll keep coming too soon!

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003