Definitions by LudwigVan

haunted 

The state a restroom/lavatory/toilet is in for a period of time (depending on ventilation), after someone has defecated within.

-- I gotta pee BAD dude.
-- Don't go in the bathroom, it's haunted.

haunted by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

funk

1) A foul odor.
2) A style of R&B music whose artists include James Brown, Parliament-Funkadelic (aka P-Funk) and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3) Depressed mood.

1) Somebody take out the garbage, it's funking the whole apartment up.
2) I love playing funk bass.
3) I need to get drunk to get out of this funk.

funk by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

nu-

A prefix applied to various styles of music since the mid or late 1990s. Especially found in "nu-metal" and "nu-rock": KoRn, Staind, Linkin Park and Disturbed are examples.

From a phonetic/perverted spelling of "new".

nu- by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

bruh 

Another way of saying bro.

Made unpopular by Pauly Shore.

bruh by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

silver foot

What members of the Bush family are born with. Often found in owner's mouth.

"Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth!"
-- Ann Richards (later Texas Governor), 1988 Democratic National Convention

silver foot by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

semicolon 

The remaining part of a colon (large intestine) after part is removed (usually because of cancers, tumors and cysts).

Well, Grandpa has a semicolon now, so he has to use a colostomy bag.

semicolon by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

decaf 

To perform an abortion on a cow.

Gawshdarnit, I had to decaf Bessie cuz Junior forgot to castrate the bull.

decaf by LudwigVan December 19, 2003