Definitions by LudwigVan

Big D 

1) Dallas, Texas
2) divorce

I'm goin' through the Big D and I don't mean Dallas.
-- Mark Chesnutt, "Goin' Through the Big D"

Big D by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Texas justice 

Capital punishment, the death penalty.

Saddam Hussein will probably get some Texas justice.

Texas justice by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

get more 

What Catherine Zeta-Jones is telling me to do right now.

T-Mobile. Get more.

get more by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

jism platter 

The act of ejaculating on a partner's abdomen.

Didn't want to get her pregnant, so I made a jism platter.

jism platter by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

huj

Russian for penis, õóé in Cyrillic writing. Also transliterated huy, khuy, xuy etc.

Îíà ìîé õóé õîòèò. (She wants my cock.)

huj by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

guardian angel 

A condom.

She's horny and drunk, but I forgot my guardian angel. Damn.

guardian angel by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

bonesman 

A member of Skull and Bones, a Yale-based secret society.

America and the world is run by Bonesmen, or so I've heard.

bonesman by LudwigVan December 19, 2003