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act like you've got a pair

A way of telling a bloke to man up and stop being a pussy/coward/wet blanket.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Bloke: Aww i can't go up there it's high and i'm scared of heights
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
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rape me

Rape Me
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Rape me, my friend
Rape me again

I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again.

Waste me
Taste me, my friend.

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn
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*Rape Me is such an ace song. One of the best and its not even from the ever-so-hyped Nevermind album.
So if you're one of those people that have Nevermind and think that's all you need to know and hear about Nirvana...then think again and buy some of their OTHER albums (Tip: In Utero- fucking awesome)*
see above for complete lyrics
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mumsy

another way of saying mummy.
can be more affectionate or used when the child wants something, usually money.

Or a way to describe something your mother would say or do.
mumsy?? can i please, please borrow 20 quid....ill pay you back!

Gawd, im totally knackerood....oh dear that was a rather mumsy thing to say.
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arsecons

Emoticons for arses.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass
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insomnia

Definition of insomnia....me!
Inability to sleep, either difficulty getting to sleep, waking lots during the night or waking up too early in the morning.
Insomnia comes in three different forms: Transient insomnia - lasting for a few nights
Short-term insomnia - two to four weeks of poor sleep
Chronic Insomnia - poor sleep that happens most nights and lasts for a month or longer.
(hence me being here at 05:08 writing definitions)
Can cause physical side-affects and is often caused by some underlying mental cause ...most commonly; depression.

Insomnia Trivia: David Baddiel has terrible insomnia
David Baddiel scetch: If you tell someone that you have insomnia, why do they always go..'oh really cos im always asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow'?
Its not like if someone told you they were blind you'd go... 'oh really cos i can see perfectly...blimey is that the Pyrenees?'

*HAHAHAHAH*
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the crow

For my description of the movie see Brandon Lee.
But i will say that it is the best fucking movie ever.
Brandon Lee should never have died, but what a way to die, shot by a dummy bullet on the set of the greatest movie ever!
Brandon Lee...so cute.
RIP Brandon...the crow will carry your soul
Hangmans joke
Victims....arent we all?
It cant rain all the time
Here funboy...
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the machine

also a pretty cool place to hang out on a friday night...on the Isle of Man of course
whey hey for the machine...it does rock it does
ummm, sitting down the beach with guitars randomly jamming and singing...then walking back up to the machine for a huge hug involving everyone in that building...now that sums up the machine!
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