arsecons

Emoticons for arses.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass
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scissor happy

Scissor happy is to be using scissors and then cut something up that you shouldn't (to get carried away)
related word- doodle happy
Why's this sign cut up?
Oh yeh i got a bit scissor happy
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yeeshk

a word used to describe disgust or distaste.
the only way to type that sort of drawback reation.
can be used on msn and in normal face to face conversation.
someone: haha you're having an affair with him

someone else: NOOOO no no i'm not! Errr not him anyway... *yeeshk*
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tictacs

mmmmmmm addictive and the best thing ever invented for getting hyper at the cinema with your best mate and swearing at the little kiddies. (yes we went to see finding nemo!)
also the smell of the box after is crazy ace!
scarily they truly are addictive....
oh yeh they're a tiny little mint =)
oh fuck theres kids in this cinema....bollocks, i mean shit, i mean crap, i mean oops!
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happy black

1) Happy black means to feel bittersweet about something.

2) Or similarly to feel happy about being depressed.

3) It can also be used to describe feeling happy about being different and not following the crowd etc.

This word, well phrase was invented by me in a poem I wrote a few months back. It makes no sense to anybody but those who feel it!
Enjoy using it in normal conversation when there's no other word you can think of to describe your confused teenage mood.
1) I'm feeling rather happy black today.

2) Man! How hyper were those people tonight, I'll be quite happy to go back to my sombre mood. (that's happy black)
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happy black

As an update; Happy Black is now also a song by my cousin Tom, a song by my friend's band Calcia, and a character on WoW =)
Happy Black Fever! =D *dances*
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act like you've got a pair

A way of telling a bloke to man up and stop being a pussy/coward/wet blanket.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Bloke: Aww i can't go up there it's high and i'm scared of heights
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
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