Skewerwich

(n.) A Sandwich which is so messy that it needs to be eaten with a knife and fork.
(v.) To eat a sandwich so messy it needs to be eaten with a knife and fork.

"This was really a skewerwich rather than a sandwich, and now I've got egg all over me."

by Lucy November 11, 2004

Pank

(v.) To panic so intensely that when trying to write "panic", your handwriting becomes so shaky and illegible that the resulting term reads: pank

"Only two weeks' supply of pickle left in country! Buy Pickle! Don't Pank!" - note left on fridge.

by Lucy November 11, 2004

conor oberst

Conor oberst..you are sad, broken, alone, emotional, and you are hopeful. You are alive. You feel what we feel, and you make beautiful words and sense of this strange, chaotic world. With our tears, you give us hope. please, keep singing

a yellow bird, a solid rock, something to hold onto

by lucy December 03, 2004

gouranga

cult-like religion stemming from Hare Krishna whose monks harass innocents in the street to give them money in return for gouranga badges, stickers, books and CDs. They believe women should be subordinate to men; they are against abortion; they condemn Christians, Communists and Cow Killers (and in fact devote an entire chapter of their book to this); they are vegan and believe Meat Is Murder; Most of society's problems are caused by women's failure to accept that they are inferior to men.
Don't be fooled by the slogan, "Say Gouranga and be Happy" - they want you to live a miserable communal life of misery and love it.

Example lyrics of two songs from their CD:
"Consciousness gives you conscience, man, consciousness gives you conscience, man..."
"We don't die, when the body dies, we live on, in another form...we don't die when the body dies... we live on in another form"

by Lucy November 11, 2004

Russell Brand

An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.

Russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on TV.

by Lucy June 11, 2006

shafty

(adj) rickety, poorly constructed, sketchy

Why is there a mark on your head

uh there was a nail on the stairway wall and i hit my head

hahaha

I wasn't drunk those stairs are shafty.

ahah right.

by lucy May 08, 2005

grrrr

grrrr means I am so pissed off with you.

Noob1: You are such an idiot
Noob2: Grrrrrr

by Lucy March 23, 2004