by Lucio Soph August 29, 2010
An awesome song by Aerosmith.
Lyrics:
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
You talk about things that nobody cares
Wearing other things that nobody wears
You're callin' my name but I gotta make clear
I can't say baby where I'll be in a year
Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go musta got up and went
Well, I got good news, she's a real good liar
Cuz the backstage groove'll set your pants on fire
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said I took you just a little too far
You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died
Yes it did
You stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
I'll talk about something you can sure understand
Cuz a month on the road an' I'll be eating from your hand
Lyrics:
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
You talk about things that nobody cares
Wearing other things that nobody wears
You're callin' my name but I gotta make clear
I can't say baby where I'll be in a year
Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go musta got up and went
Well, I got good news, she's a real good liar
Cuz the backstage groove'll set your pants on fire
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said I took you just a little too far
You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died
Yes it did
You stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
I'll talk about something you can sure understand
Cuz a month on the road an' I'll be eating from your hand
Person 1: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Person 2: What song are you singing?
Person 1: Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith.
Person 2: Is that seriously the only part you know?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: ...
Both: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Person 2: What song are you singing?
Person 1: Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith.
Person 2: Is that seriously the only part you know?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: ...
Both: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010
The biggest epidemic since the Black Plague.
Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.
Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.
The only cure is more cowbell.
Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.
Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.
The only cure is more cowbell.
by Lucio Soph October 20, 2010
Used to be the most powerful Pokemon in the world. But then things started getting pretty complicated, and all the Pokemon became Gods with power over every single thing in the world. Then Arceus came along and said "GTFO," so Mewtwo had to sink back into the shadows and stay there until the last page of the internet. Now they got some Yin Yang Pokemon, who are rumored to be able to control Arceus, which makes no sense since Arceus is supposed to be the creator of the universe, and I don't really don't think Arceus would create it's creators. So then a bunch of fans rose up and said "I am disappoint," and Nintendo's trying to make it look like they're making it like their favorite games, Red and Blue. But really it's just a bunch of BS, and so people kept saying "I am disappoint," so now Nintendo's just keeping going. And now I am going to play Crystal.
Mewtwo
by Lucio Soph September 05, 2010
by Lucio Soph October 25, 2010
As there are many definitions and stereotypes surrounding Goths, let me just put it this way:
My definition of "Goth"
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Goths are people who just be themselves. They don't wear black all the time. They aren't all depressed. They aren't all emo. Most of them don't shop at Hot Topic. They don't all have to listen to Gothic Rock. THEY AREN'T ALL SATANIC. They aren't all suicidal. They aren't all violent. Most of them laugh (and some of them laugh more than others). I could go on and on, correcting stereotypes, but I have a life, as all other Goths do (and what do you know, there goes another stereotype).
My definition of "Goth"
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Goths are people who just be themselves. They don't wear black all the time. They aren't all depressed. They aren't all emo. Most of them don't shop at Hot Topic. They don't all have to listen to Gothic Rock. THEY AREN'T ALL SATANIC. They aren't all suicidal. They aren't all violent. Most of them laugh (and some of them laugh more than others). I could go on and on, correcting stereotypes, but I have a life, as all other Goths do (and what do you know, there goes another stereotype).
Poser: liek, oh my goth, hot topic is sooooooo goth!
Actual Goth: Hot Topic is a stereotypical 'goth' store that actually has nothing to do whatsoever with Gothic Fashion. Go ahead and shop there if you want, poser.
(Army of Chav Friends Surround Poser)
Chavs: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ defend defend @@@@@@@@@@@@@ yo, 'choo hasslin 'im for, dawg? dat aint kool! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ defend defend
Actual Goth: Um... may I have a translation, please?
Chavs: Er... what?
Actual Goth: Tell me what you said in English, please.
Chavs: poser! ur nawt goth, dawg! u dont shop at hottopic or listen to marilyn manson or dress in all black or be violent or anythin!
Lead Chav: cmon, mah homies! lets blow this popsicle stand an pimp up the park! well leaf dis here poser to rot at dis dump!
Actual Goth (to self): I guess this is a case of "Monkey see, monkey do."
Actual Goth: Hot Topic is a stereotypical 'goth' store that actually has nothing to do whatsoever with Gothic Fashion. Go ahead and shop there if you want, poser.
(Army of Chav Friends Surround Poser)
Chavs: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ defend defend @@@@@@@@@@@@@ yo, 'choo hasslin 'im for, dawg? dat aint kool! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ defend defend
Actual Goth: Um... may I have a translation, please?
Chavs: Er... what?
Actual Goth: Tell me what you said in English, please.
Chavs: poser! ur nawt goth, dawg! u dont shop at hottopic or listen to marilyn manson or dress in all black or be violent or anythin!
Lead Chav: cmon, mah homies! lets blow this popsicle stand an pimp up the park! well leaf dis here poser to rot at dis dump!
Actual Goth (to self): I guess this is a case of "Monkey see, monkey do."
by Lucio Soph June 24, 2010