LuLu's definitions

safety word

a word used in conjunction with s&m, consensual torture, bondage, etc - so that when you say "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it - the safety word is the serious-i-mean-it-now time-to-stop word. usually something ridiculus like Alabama.

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? Because he forgot his safety word."

by Lulu February 9, 2005

quordioblasphemy

when one cannot decide between two outfits

I feel quordioblasphemy when I cannot make up my mind between my hot new gold halter and my hot pink tube top.

by lulu December 31, 2004

wupples

A womans thighs, especially a large woman.

Damn dude...check the wupples on that beoch!

by LuLu October 23, 2004

fat as a tick

adj. Bloated and obese. Derives from the state of a tick(parasitic insect) after it has gorged itself on a host mammal's blood. Not complimentary. I've heard it in the context of Australian slang, but I'm sure it's spoken all over the place.

"Christ! All that beer you've been guzzling latley has made you fat as a tick!"

by Lulu July 2, 2004

cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

by Lulu July 2, 2004

doiko

1)Idiot
2)One who is being silly

"Listen, doiko, what are you doing?"
"You're such a doiko."

by Lulu June 4, 2004

devilsa piont

old school davey haviok, like a devils lock but to the side

o shit nick sismals such a loser, he has his wannabe 1 inch devilsa lock

by lulu May 26, 2004