4 definitions by Lovemachine 69

a person who thinks they are better than anyone else and puts down people by calling them "lames".a douchebag can be found almost anywhere in the US,u can spot them by smelling the 5 gallons of axe they wear and can also be spotted by them wearing any DC,etnies,emrika or any other skater clothes and they also sport over-gelled-hair and tight pants and put their sleeves up on their hoodies.they can be found mostly in middle schools,high schools and skateparks and in their driveways trying to show off by making jumps on their skateboards.
douchebags can be treated by when they have a party, wreck it.the best solution is to buy airsoft guns and shoot up their house durring their party.
guy 1:did you see those douchebags??

guy 2:yeah,thats mason and dan thay are dicks.

guy 1:wanna crash their party later??

guy 2: sure why not!!
by Lovemachine 69 December 1, 2009
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An event wich takes place when you are in a heated halo 3 or COD 4 match when your Xbox 360 controller's batteries die,resulting in controller throwing,stomping,hitting,biting or in severe cases smashing your tv.

this can be avoided by regularly changing your batteries or getting a wired controller.
guy 1:dude i was playing modern warfare 2 when suddenly my controller had a Sudden death,i was pissed.

guy 2:that sucks man.
by Lovemachine 69 November 7, 2009
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My wife was Disloyal to me and did it w/t my friend,so i pulled a virgina tech on her.
by Lovemachine 69 January 13, 2010
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What your neighbors know if you have loud,obnoxious sex,or if you are a registered pedophile.
Trey songz: I said the neighbors know my name! random guy: Get away from me you pedophile!
by Lovemachine 69 April 16, 2010
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