Definitions by Lovecave Leroy

shartenfruede 

The emotional experience of pleasure in response to someone doing a shart in their pants.

I felt a degree of shartenfruede when Albert went to let one rip in the kitchen only to find that there was more than anal wind coming out of his a-hole. It was a cue to change his undies.

shartenfruede by Lovecave Leroy April 14, 2024

Android 

A male sex robot called Andrew

Albert: Did you hear that Michelle bought an Android because her hubby is having trouble performing in the sack
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?

Android by Lovecave Leroy May 14, 2019

marijuana mini 

A stick of weed, usually Thai Buddha. Named after notorious Redcliffe drug dealer Minnie Simmonds, also called Marijuana Minnie, who controlled the drug trade on the Redcliffe Peninsula in the 1970s. Also called M2 or more commonly a mini.

Justine: Hey bro, can you slide a Marijuana Mini my way tonight?
Dealer L: Sure Juzman. Come on over at 6 and I'll have some M2 ready to go on.
Justine: Sweetness

marijuana mini by Lovecave Leroy January 28, 2019

arse waft 

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

arse waft by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019

Jaryd 

Acronym for Just A Really Young Dickhead

Jaryd

Acronym for Just A Really Young Dickwad.

Dave: Hey who was that guy that just pushed in front of us?
Carter: Don't worry about him. That's Jaryd.

Jaryd by Lovecave Leroy May 13, 2018

dick fripp

A sperm bubble that comes out of the tip of your dick following intercourse.

Albert lay back on the bed after sex and blew a big dick fripp, much to the delight of his wife.

dick fripp by Lovecave Leroy September 3, 2016

dick fripp

A cum bubble that emerges from cock hole after sex. Related to the fripp nugget

After a night of sweet love making Albert lay back on the bed and blew a dick fripp much to his wife's delight.

dick fripp by Lovecave Leroy August 23, 2016