Louis K's definitions

communists

Like democracy, socialism, marxism, and other forms of government, a form where the ruling class claims to give power to the majority (the people, working class, whatever), while instead, devoting it to themselves.

The concept of communism, just like the concept of democracy, would work fine if it was not corrupt, or if it did what it claimed is stood for.

China is a communist state.

by Louis K July 7, 2005

Get Awesome

Whenever you do something really awesome or something really awesome happens to you.

I still remember the first time I ever went skydiving. That was the first time I ever got awesome.

by Louis K April 16, 2005

weekend project

A girl some guy is not really interested in, but who, for some reason or another, he occasionally works on building a relationship with. Sort of a hobby.

"dude, can you come over this weekend?"

"no man, I'm working on my weekend project."

by Louis K April 23, 2005

ratchet board

1) Mythical prototype board for working on bottoms of cars, includes such add-ons as tool set, can swivel, lock into place, etc...

2) Someone with little or no sexual dignity.

1) The mechanic saved up all his money for a year to buy a new ratchetboard, which greatly facilitated his work.

2) "Are you going out with Maggie dude?"

"No man, I hears she's a total ratchetboard"

"Yeah man, she gets around"

by Louis K April 23, 2005

sostenuto

Softly, most often used as a death reference. Also one of the pedals on a piano.

"Vinnie, I want you to kill him, but make it sostenuto" "Yes boss"

by Louis K April 11, 2005

earing

Impractical piece of jewelry, most often forcibly inserted into the lower earlobe where it then hangs. Most often used by girls with a single "earing" in each ear, sometimes also used excessively - by girls or guys - with mixed results.

Statistics have shown that people identifying themselves as "gothic" or "emo" have are 150% more likely to have multiple earings.

In the book "Diary" Peter's friend ripped his earing out, severing his earlobe into two pieces, resembling a snake's tongue.

by Louis K April 11, 2005

Whopp

Whopp, or Whepp, is a word formed from the combination of the words whore and prep. A whopp is the sort of girl who will constantly go to footballers' parties to get drunk and have sex.

Also known as Po's.

Typical JCA person: Hey girl, what happened to your arm?
Typical JCA Whopp: I went to my boyfriend's party and it was my first time drinking and I was allergic to beer and I passed out and they called the ambulance but the cops came and we all got busted and my boyfriend broke my arm because he was pissed.

by Louis K June 3, 2005