Definitions by Lorenzo Zamboni
I'm in a meeting
phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.
"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."
Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
I'm in a meeting by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
Alfalfa hair
noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.
*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."
Alfalfa hair by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl
phrase Made popular by comedic, southern actor, Leslie Jordan, in his YouTube video.
def. - an exclamation made when you are feeling great, after a stressful or problematic moment. Or eager for attention.
Similar to flamboyant exuberance by a non-hetero man.
def. - an exclamation made when you are feeling great, after a stressful or problematic moment. Or eager for attention.
Similar to flamboyant exuberance by a non-hetero man.
After passing a difficult test "Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"
"Oh thank God, I'm not pregnant. Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"
"Oh thank God, I'm not pregnant. Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"
Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
Knee-ka-boo jeans
Jeans, or any pants in general, with cut-outs or slits in the kneecap area. An odd fashion trend, for showing off your knees.
Knee-ka-boo jeans by Lorenzo Zamboni July 25, 2021
cute-iful
cute-iful by Lorenzo Zamboni June 13, 2016
Catshit Crazy
Catshit Crazy definition #2:
what your cat is being (or going), late at night, when it's all hyper & running around the house. meanwhile, you are trying to sleep & the cat is making hella noise.
what your cat is being (or going), late at night, when it's all hyper & running around the house. meanwhile, you are trying to sleep & the cat is making hella noise.
What's all that ruckus? It's 1:30 in the morning!
Oh that's just "Mr. Whiskers" going catshit crazy.
Oh that's just "Mr. Whiskers" going catshit crazy.
Catshit Crazy by Lorenzo Zamboni May 4, 2016