15 definitions by LordWatson

peeler bar

Strip club

My girlfriend's outta town for the weekend, let's go see some peelers!

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

nice shoes...... two feet

An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."

-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

faulty vibrator

To be surprised, using the euphemism of having one's rear end exposed to electrical current.

"I'm shocking your ass like a faulty vibrator." - Bomb The Bass.

or

"Man, when I found out Britney Spears wasn't a virgin it shocked my ass like a faulty vibrator."

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

juk

From a Finnish fratboy slang, to have sex with.

Man, I picked up that sleazy soristitute last night and jukked her brains out.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

cuntibollocks

An asshole, someone deserving no respect. Coined by a pisshead Liam Gallagher (from Brit Pop band Oasis) as he was being thrown drunkenly out of a trendy London club.

Feck off you cuntibollocks.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

donkey slayer

A guy who intentionally goes after fat drunk and ugly girls for sex.

Hadley shouldn't be so proud of being a donkey slayer.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003