LordWatson's definitions

fat rat

An overweight woman.

Geez, are all Tri Delts fat rats?

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

donkey slayer

A guy who intentionally goes after fat drunk and ugly girls for sex.

Hadley shouldn't be so proud of being a donkey slayer.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

faulty vibrator

To be surprised, using the euphemism of having one's rear end exposed to electrical current.

"I'm shocking your ass like a faulty vibrator." - Bomb The Bass.

or

"Man, when I found out Britney Spears wasn't a virgin it shocked my ass like a faulty vibrator."

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Doof

Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.

After all that Taco Bell I gotta doof something fierce.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Trin' bitches

Women of college at Trinity College, University of Toronto.

We left Gabby's last night cos' all the Trin' bitches showed up.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

mutant

An especially ugly woman.

Those trin' bitches are friggin' mutants.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003