LordWatson's definitions

rat

a woman (whom you have no repect for)

Yeah, I went out on a date last night with that fat rat from Kappa Kappa Gamma.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Doof

Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.

After all that Taco Bell I gotta doof something fierce.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

fat rat

An overweight woman.

Geez, are all Tri Delts fat rats?

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

cuntibollocks

An asshole, someone deserving no respect. Coined by a pisshead Liam Gallagher (from Brit Pop band Oasis) as he was being thrown drunkenly out of a trendy London club.

Feck off you cuntibollocks.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

dill

a loser

Who woulda thought the dill from McGill would end up president?

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

faulty vibrator

To be surprised, using the euphemism of having one's rear end exposed to electrical current.

"I'm shocking your ass like a faulty vibrator." - Bomb The Bass.

or

"Man, when I found out Britney Spears wasn't a virgin it shocked my ass like a faulty vibrator."

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

mutant

An especially ugly woman.

Those trin' bitches are friggin' mutants.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003