LordBlunkey's definitions

TWATerrific

The opposite of terrific. Often used in a sarcastic way.

Lar: I fell in a hole today :(
Cal: That's terrific!
Lar: Ye man, really TWATerrific.

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

bananas in pajamas

Freakishly large bananas, that wear pajamas. Frankly, they scare the BEJEBEDEEZUS outta me!

HOLY SHIT, THE bananas in pajamas ARE COMING!

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

blepse

much like blapse

general rudeboy speak for punch

rudey1: da fuck?
rudey2: u betta believe it. i'll fuck you up!
rudey1: nah mate. leave it out.
rudey2: one call, i get my boys down. they'll sort you out.
rudey1: shut it. i'll blepse you up.


*sigh* bloody rudeys.

by lordblunkey February 20, 2005

Aquantis

Who goes there stated young Jimmypotomus, the half breed from when Captain Jacko slept with Mary, the local hippopotomus prostitute. That was a romantic evening!

Aluminium is widely used because of its low density, good conductivity and corrosion resistance

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

White cat

A 'cuddly toy' belonging to Chaz. One of the scariest damn things i've seen. It's EYES! Goddamn...

Chaz: Catch! (throws the cat)
Lar: HOLY SHIT! GET IT AWAY!

by LordBlunkey June 20, 2004

infinity path

The path by the front of chaz's house. Past the scary river bend. Its a long path with lights beside it, and at night its misty and looks like it stretches on to infinity. Doesn't really exist during the day.

One of the nicest places in the world, albeit a bit cold.

by lordblunkey April 13, 2006