LordBLunkey's definitions

david firth

a comic genius. sick and twisted, but fucking awesome.

burnt face man. dear god thats good funnies.

by lordblunkey March 14, 2005

Knippers

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...

Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?

by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004

tool off

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

gay stick

i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.

Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"

Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

Bah!

To show disdain for something

Kim: Blahblahblah
Lar: Bah!

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

scary stuff

stuff that is scary...

Cows. Do they want to be any bigger? And they just sit there, being big, and eating grass. What are they thinking?

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006