Definitions by LordBLunkey

spacktard 

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

spacktard by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

period 

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"

period by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

david firth 

a comic genius. sick and twisted, but fucking awesome.

burnt face man. dear god thats good funnies.

david firth by lordblunkey March 14, 2005

sweaty pissflaps 

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.

a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*

sweaty pissflaps by lordblunkey March 5, 2005

blepse

much like blapse

general rudeboy speak for punch

rudey1: da fuck?
rudey2: u betta believe it. i'll fuck you up!
rudey1: nah mate. leave it out.
rudey2: one call, i get my boys down. they'll sort you out.
rudey1: shut it. i'll blepse you up.


*sigh* bloody rudeys.

blepse by lordblunkey February 20, 2005

flubbawubba 

a person who's fat seems not to belong to them.

"Look at that flubbawubba! He stopped moving 5 minutes ago, but his fat hasn't!"

flubbawubba by lordblunkey August 25, 2004

little miss high and mighty 

Well, a term that is used to insult someone who is very pretentious, and seems to think the world revolves around her.

Becky. Who i hate. For a number of reasons. Including the fact she is "little miss high and mighty".

little miss high and mighty by LordBlunkey July 25, 2004