Lord Razzola's definitions

Boredom

A side effect of not playing an MMORPG.

I used to raid 30 hours a week on World of Warcraft. Now that I have quit the game and redeemed what was left of my shattered social life, how am I supposed to fill up the time that Warcraft took up? Absolute boredom.

by Lord Razzola December 1, 2009

salutations

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.

Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?

by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006

Jizzlactite

A jizzlactite is a cave-like formation that is created when one successfully performs a jizz shot that sticks to the ceiling.

-Tour guide, "You'll notice these things that hang from the cave ceiling. They're called stalactites. They are very old."
-Billy, "Is that a stalactite?"
-Tour guide, "Oh my, that's no stalactite. That's a jizzlactite! That must have been from those darn kids in the last tour group!"

by Lord Razzola July 26, 2007

School

The learning of the ability to sleep in many different environments and adapting to the comfort levels of various desks, tables, and chairs.

Mom, "Billy, wake up. It's time for school."

Billy, jumping out of his bed, filled with excitement, yells, "Oh, boy! Time to go back to bed!"

by Lord Razzola August 16, 2007

Darkfall

An MMORPG that has been delayed and delayed and will probably never come out.

Jimmy, "Gosh, Bobby, I've been waiting forever for this cool MMORPG called Darkfall you told me about 3 years ago. Is it ever coming out?"

Bobby, "Just keep waiting. Another beta. Maybe another crappy commercial to be released on youtube. But it will come."

by Lord Razzola February 18, 2008

Celebrity

Just a regular person with lots of money and lots of attention.

Jack, "Would you consider me a celebrity?"
Frank, "Go buy me a soda."
Jack, "Think I've got a million dollars or something?"
Frank, "Then no."

by Lord Razzola February 18, 2008

boredom

A disease that, if not cured, leads to chronic masturbation.

Gosh, I'm so bored. My computer's broke, I didn't pay my cable bill, and I don't have anything to do. Only boredom. Hmm.... porno... yea... sounds pretty good right now...

by Lord Razzola February 18, 2008