Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk's definitions
Receptacle, usually cheap, containing the spermatozoic issue from onanistic activity. Occasionally the cause of unwanted pregnancy in female garbage collectors who are exposed to its contents and then slip their contaminated fingers into their genital areas.
Quick - let me get rid of my bag of wank before the wife sees it. And hide that fucking magazine as well.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 24, 2004
Get the bag of wankmug. Abbreviation of "Dan's a smackhead". Used widely during the period 1988-1992 to express the (entirely apocryphal) belief that Vice-President Dan Quayle was addicted to heroin.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk May 14, 2004
Get the danza smackmug. Term most famously used by President Lyndon B. Johnson, perhaps the most foul-mouthed senior politician in the history of the USA, who famously instructed us "not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat." Unfortunately, Johnson failed to take his own advice and embroiled American troops in Vietnam.
Given that I instructed my fellow Americans not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat, the sheer amount of urine on my business suit is a tad surprising.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk December 2, 2004
Get the pissing contestmug. by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004
Get the wankmug. Slang term often applied to men and women who experience sexual pleasure when urinating on their partners.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004
Get the pissermug. by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 24, 2004
Get the S.T.D.mug. They were once so firm!
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004
Get the titsmug.