WRNS

Officially, Women's Royal Naval Service, a sort of auxiliary RN for women that was brought in to relieve manpower shortages during the war. Also known as the Wrens.

Unofficially, for quite obvious reasons, Weekly Ration Naval Snatch.
I crave flange, when's that new WRNS arriving?
by Lord Grimcock May 08, 2009
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Dronfield ironing board

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.
by Lord Grimcock August 16, 2008
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swollocks

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.
I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.
by Lord Grimcock September 05, 2007
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Catterick condom

The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.
Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?
by Lord Grimcock December 13, 2007
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norkolepsy

The state of trance a man enters when confronted with a pair of tits.
Sorry about that. I went into norkolepsy when Clavdia come in in that off-the-shoulder ballgown. Just run to the lav for a quick number three. Did I miss anything?
by Lord Grimcock May 15, 2009
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spazware

Incompetently produced software, or cheap software that is an inferior knockoff of a more successful line, for example Serif PagePlus. Not as bad as cuntware, but a waste of space nonetheless.
I waited months for Master of Orion 3 and all I got was this piece of fucking spazware.
by Lord Grimcock November 30, 2007
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necrobortion

The act of inserting carrion (ideally a fourth-trimester goat foetus) up a lady's quim. Putrefaction ensues, and after a certain time - weeks, maybe months - has elapsed, the semi-liquid remains can be felched out of her gash by a braver man than me. Preferably at solstice, etc, as with necrobation, which can be done simultaneous, and often is.
Incubating that necrobortion gave your mum lethal blood poisoning. Best put the cadaver on ice till solstice.
by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008
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