70 definitions by Lord Grimcock
British. To quote the Profanisaurus, 'a vile and non-specific sex act performed by the staff of a rub-a-tug shop'.
Whatever it is it's rarely heard outside of Viz and, depending on exactly what you take it to mean, rarely seen either, thank Christ.
Whatever it is it's rarely heard outside of Viz and, depending on exactly what you take it to mean, rarely seen either, thank Christ.
by Lord Grimcock September 2, 2007
A tosser from Scotland; one prone to driving a car with an 'Ecosse' bumper sticker figleafing his ingrained hatred for the English.
by Lord Grimcock October 5, 2007
Officially, Women's Royal Naval Service, a sort of auxiliary RN for women that was brought in to relieve manpower shortages during the war. Also known as the Wrens.
Unofficially, for quite obvious reasons, Weekly Ration Naval Snatch.
Unofficially, for quite obvious reasons, Weekly Ration Naval Snatch.
by Lord Grimcock May 8, 2009
Tub-thumping ethnic poetry of no particular merit. It is estimated that if some means were found of converting woggerel into energy, Maya Angelou alone could power the whole of Kettering.
'Benjamin Zephaniah's latest compilation of self-justifying arsewad is pure woggerel.'
'Thank you Germaine. Tom Paulin?'
'Thank you Germaine. Tom Paulin?'
by Lord Grimcock August 21, 2007
A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.
Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.
by Lord Grimcock October 20, 2007
The practice of exchanging sex for money, goods or favours - by people who have the integrity to admit what they are doing.
Contrary to popular stupidity very few whores are coerced and most are self-employed, or work through agencies.
Yes it's squalid, and I will stop doing it the moment someone explains to me how it's morally worse than the 'approved' method of going to clubs and lying your way into some drunken slut's minge.
Contrary to popular stupidity very few whores are coerced and most are self-employed, or work through agencies.
Yes it's squalid, and I will stop doing it the moment someone explains to me how it's morally worse than the 'approved' method of going to clubs and lying your way into some drunken slut's minge.
by Lord Grimcock May 18, 2008
Participle version of 'namble', itself backformed from 'nambler'. To be in the way of, or actively engaged in molesting kids.
I'm a nambling man
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA
Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA
Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.
by Lord Grimcock April 29, 2008