70 definitions by Lord Grimcock
Post Office slang for fragile items that have, possibly deliberately, been smashed. Failed Under Kinetic Testing.
by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007
With a loving partner, after a long night of fornication, to husband the combined essence of your ejaculate, gleet and the lady's fannybatter and, when available, menstrual runoff; to mix it with the contents of the liquor cabinet, fetch two straws and share a tall glass of the results.
The night we shared our first rainbow cocktail was the night I told her I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Ah wait, I tell a lie - we done it once before the night you was conceived.
by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007
The agonisingly painful experience that is fellatio from a person with big teeth - be it Janet Street Porter, Lara Lewington, Esther Rantzen or indeed the eponymous Ken Dodd.
'Fancy another Dodd job, Normski?'
'No thank you Janet. By the way, have you seen the iodine?'
(credit: Profanisaurus)
'No thank you Janet. By the way, have you seen the iodine?'
(credit: Profanisaurus)
by Lord Grimcock May 26, 2008
by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007
If Chesney looks a bit uncomfortable today, it's because Jerome bust his hoop behind the gazebo last night, poor cunt.
by Lord Grimcock April 26, 2008
British. To quote the Profanisaurus, 'a vile and non-specific sex act performed by the staff of a rub-a-tug shop'.
Whatever it is it's rarely heard outside of Viz and, depending on exactly what you take it to mean, rarely seen either, thank Christ.
Whatever it is it's rarely heard outside of Viz and, depending on exactly what you take it to mean, rarely seen either, thank Christ.
by Lord Grimcock September 2, 2007
A tosser from Scotland; one prone to driving a car with an 'Ecosse' bumper sticker figleafing his ingrained hatred for the English.
by Lord Grimcock October 5, 2007