Lord Ass's definitions

Ultra MILF

The bestest of the best MILFs around. Not just a MILF, but the highest quality MILF.

"Jason my man! Your mum's an Ultra MILF. You must be well proud."

by Lord Ass June 28, 2005

lazy piss

This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.

Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.

"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."

(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)

by Lord Ass July 5, 2005

Cherie Blair

Somewhat scary looking wife of British Prime Minster Tony Blair.

"Eh, seen dat Cherie Blair? She'd not look outta place in The Addams Family."

by Lord Ass July 7, 2005

mong out

Based on the often offensively used word mong.

1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.

2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.

1. "Whoaa, did you see Nev after 14 bottles of Bud? Biggest, worstest mong out I seen for a while."

2. "Hey guys, let's get a spliff going and mong out in front of the TV."

by Lord Ass July 10, 2005

mature babe

Common term used on porn sites. Supposedly site contains more mature women who still class as babes. Not true. Most of these women are revolting and can wilt ya cock at a thousand yards. Probably WERE porn stars once, but should gave quit and kept their clothes on twenty years ago.

Give 'em a miss, like. Unless yer a Benny Hill type that is.

Mature babe? Nah, ask yer guide dog mate. Fuckin auld mingers the lot of 'em.

by Lord Ass June 28, 2005

welded

Descriptive of a couple who are really in love and will never split up, not never, ever.

Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road.

"Eh, Marky. Bez an' Tray are fuckin' welded, son. She won't let the poor bastad out with his mates anymore."

"Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies."

by Lord Ass July 3, 2005

mum proof

A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about.

Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."
Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"
Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"

by Lord Ass July 2, 2005