MILF look

The magic look that a hot MILF can flash at a guy. Instantly causes a testosterone rush followed by straining in yer kecks.

"Eh, Normski! I just got the MILF look off Chaz's mum!"
"Lucky lad!"

by Lord Ass June 30, 2005

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lazy piss

This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.

Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.

"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."

(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)

by Lord Ass July 05, 2005

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mature babe

Common term used on porn sites. Supposedly site contains more mature women who still class as babes. Not true. Most of these women are revolting and can wilt ya cock at a thousand yards. Probably WERE porn stars once, but should gave quit and kept their clothes on twenty years ago.

Give 'em a miss, like. Unless yer a Benny Hill type that is.

Mature babe? Nah, ask yer guide dog mate. Fuckin auld mingers the lot of 'em.

by Lord Ass June 28, 2005

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big

Adjective. Not little.

"My dick is big."
"Your tits are big."
"Yo ass is big momma."

by Lord Ass July 11, 2008

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welded

Descriptive of a couple who are really in love and will never split up, not never, ever.

Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road.

"Eh, Marky. Bez an' Tray are fuckin' welded, son. She won't let the poor bastad out with his mates anymore."

"Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies."

by Lord Ass July 03, 2005

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