Long Island's definitions

Southern Comfort

The drink of the gods. AKA the liquid panty remover.

Don't ever drink warm Southern Comfort when ou are on the off ramp heading to East Davidson.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

gouch

the space between this balls and the asshole is the gooch, not the gouch.

if you think gooch is spelled g-o-u-c-h, you are a moron.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

crabbing

When one fag blows his load in another fags ass, and then proceeds to suck out the jizz with a straw. AKA felching

hey fag 1, would you like to go crabbing?
sure fag 2, sounds great.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The Roddy Piper

When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.

Dude, i pulled off the Roddy Piper last night.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Corn

Originating from the fine campus of Cornell University comes this unique, rarely used term. Saying that a girl is "Corn" means, she is so fucking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Can be used as a great pick-up line or friendly compliment

"Damn bitch, you are Corn!"
or
"Baby, you're more Corn than Green Giant"

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Flying Dragon

After blowing your load into your girlfriend’s mouth, immediately follow up with a spinning heel kick to the face.

That bitch caught the flying dragon last night.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Hole In One

The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.

"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."

by Long Island August 13, 2004